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Trip Report: Suffecool

Trip Report by 8-2 Cactus Kev CHAPTER ONE: A LATE ARRIVAL I had planned to leave around noon Thursday for the drive to A.C., but events out of my control had me finally getting on I-95 around 6pm. I was also bummed that a Saturday night Basia concert (at the Borgata) that I had tix for was suddenly cancelled on Thursday morning. (I later found out that it was due to visa problems). Anyway, I got to the Taj around 9:30, and didn't feel like playing that much "serious" poker; so I jumped in a 2-4 hold'em game, and instantly thought I had somehow driven to California instead and was playing at the Commerce. Seven to eight players on every flop, even with a raise. One of the funnier hands I won was when a two-Heart flop board caught runner-runner Hearts, and the table suddenly came alive. Thankfully, I had the Ace, but the three other players had the King, the Jack, and the Nine. I hung around for about two hours, won five bucks, and crashed for the night. CHAPTER TWO: A GOOD START Of the three tourneys, I enjoy the H.O.E. event the best. I get bored playing the same game for hours upon end, so anything to cycle the games is a good thing in my book. I wound up winning most of my early hands in hold'em. AQ vs A4 with a board of Qx4KK. AQ vs AK with a board of QxxJx. Pocket Aces actually held up once, bringing my total to T5400. I scored a monster pot in Omaha, when I raised pre-flop with Ad2d2h3c, the flop came 4d5dJd for the nut flush, and a 7h hit the turn for a low. Just the night before, 8-2 Mike had reminded me that scooping pots is how you make money in Omaha. That win, combined with a Hi/Lo Stud win of trip Aces beating trip Kings, put me at T10700 at the second break. One thing I noticed in this (and the other two tourneys) is that I tended to get crappy cards early on in the event, but later picked up some premium hands that paid off big in the later, more expensive rounds. So even though I was silently cursing all the lousy hands I'd have to fold over and over again, it worked out to my advantage later on when I started catching the good ones in the middle rounds. So I'll never whine about a slow start again. One other cool item of note. I happened to be at Goldiefish's table, and he taught me an insane game called "Chowaha". I can't wait to give it a try at the next dealer's choice night at the 8-2 Club. I held my own as the tourney continued, was very happy with my play, and found myself at the final two tables. The levels were 1000-2000 at this stage, so any hand I committed to would basically put me all-in. By now, it was around 4:30, and 8-2 Chris volunteered to grab me a sandwich, as I was the only 8-2'r left in the tourney. As with last year, it was an Omaha hand that did me in. In late position, I raised pre-flop with KcQcQdJc, and got at least one caller. The flop was Tc5d8c, so I had both a Straight and a Flush draw. I called the bet, and the turn brought a club Trey. I had the Flush, but it also gave someone a low. I threw in my remaining T2000, hoping to split, but my opponent turned over the Ace-Deuce of Clubs, busting me out at #16. I was sad to miss the final table, but I played well, and I did manage to last longer than my fellow 8-2'rs. Thirteen of us had contributed twenty bucks for a "Best in Show" pool. Whoever placed the best in all three tourneys combined ("best" being determined by arcane formulas courtesy of 8-2 Dave, involving advanced hypermath, logorithms, and the golden ratio) won the $260 prize, so I was at least ahead for that award. CHAPTER THREE: 8-2 COSTS ME A BENJAMIN I take a quick snooze before heading back down for ring games. 8-2 Mike cons me into joining him at a 5-10 hold'em table, and after an hour or two of play, I'm up about fifty. Then, I'm dealt the infamous 82o hand. I smoothly call the bet, and flash my cards to Mike, who has already folded. He whispers back, "You should have raised." I'm thinking he's right when the flop comes 8Q2 rainbow. Me and "Big Matt" Ivestor get into a raising war, and finally put in four bets. The turn is beautiful 8, and I keep raising until I realize that Matt isn't going to stop raising either. Hmmmmmm. Could he have pocket Queens? Nah, he would have raised preflop with Queens. He must be betting his trip Eights, so I raise again. He re-raises. Okay, now I'm scratching my head and just call. The light bulb goes off above my head, and it suddenly dawns on me that he might have Q8. The river is a brick 7, he bets, and I sheepishly call to see his Q8. Oh, that cruel fickle 8-2 hand. Now I'm down fifty, and I lose another fifty before calling it a night. CHAPTER FOUR: TIME PASSES Although I wasn't relishing an entire day of playing Hold'em, I sat down vowing to do better than last year's abysmal outing. We started with T3000, and for the first three rounds, I got nothing but dreck. I had T2875 at the first break, and the exact same amount by the second break. By break three, I had been blinded down to T2400. If I didn't catch a hand soon, it didn't look promising. I finally went all-in with QJs, and got one caller with pocket Tens. A Queen flopped, and the Tens got no help, so that got me to T7600. With over 200 players, it was hard to see who busted out when the clapping was heard. I would try to see if any 8-2'r was standing with the applause, but sometimes I couldn't tell. I think by the third break, three club members had been eliminated. Because of the large number of entrants, a good finish in this tourney would weight extremely heavily in the "Best in Show" prize pool. So I needed to hang on as long as possible. My table is the first to break, and I think I get moved two times. I'm finally seated at table number one. CHAPTER FIVE: A DRAMATIC ENDING I'm the big blind, and look down to see JT suited in Clubs. UTG calls, and the little blind calls. The flop comes a lovely Ad Kc Qh, giving me Broadway. I decide to slowplay my monster, and bet T2000. UTG goes all-in! Yes!!! LB folds, I call, and turn over my Straight. UTG turns over my worst nightmare -- pocket Aces. Holy crap! I start screaming "No Pair! No Pair!" to the dealer, and he flips over my second worst nightmare -- the case Ace!! Quad Aces. IGHN. But WAIT!!! Matt Matros, who is sitting in seat 8, notices that the turn was the Ace of Clubs. Believe it or not, I actually have ONE out card. If the Queen of Clubs falls on the river, I have a Royal, and news of this suck-resuck hand will be echoing through the ARG distros for years to come! The dealer burns and turns. Alas! No Club Queen. IRGHN. I bust out just about at the halfway point, at position #103. I later compute the odds of my opponent beating my Straight after the flop. Turns out I am a 2-1 favorite to win, so I am happy with my all-in bet, and would have done the same thing even if I had known he had Aces. CHAPTER SIX: HOW TO LOSE $300 IN ONE HOUR Later that evening, after eating a comped meal at the buffet with 8-2 Chris, I ventured back into my final ring game play of the weekend. As the day before, I was playing well, was catching cards, and found myself up a hundred after two hours. Then, it started. I'd call with A7s, and make a set with a flop of 779. Queen turn. Bet and numerous callers. Trey river, bet and one caller, who shows QQ. Well, I suppose I should be glad he wasn't raising. Later, I get the pocket ladies and raise. Flop is 862 rainbow. Bet, numerous callers. Turn 4. Bet, and still some callers. River Jack. Bet, and numerous callers. Lose to 84o. Huh? Did I sit down at the 2-4 table by mistake?? Shortly thereafter, I have KJs and raise. Bet a hunk when the flop show K7J. Turn Deuce and bet. River Nine and bet, with it raised back to me. Hmmmm. "He must have QT for the Straight," thinks I. I call to see. He turns over 43 suited in clubs. Double huh?? Oh, I see. He caught runner-runner clubs for his Flush, with absolutely nothing until the river. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. This type of crazy play continued for the rest of the hour, and in that short time, my hundred profit had transmorgrified into a two-hundred loss. I played my final hand in the dark just out of frustration, since looking at my cards obviously wasn't helping my play one iota. I turn in after reading up on some Stud strategy for Sunday's event. CHAPTER SEVEN: THE LAST HUZZAH Well, we were down to the last tourney, and so far, the 8-2 Club was a no-show at any final table. The streak was in serious jeopardy, as there has always been at least one 8-2 member making the final table in at least one of the three tourneys. I like Stud, because of the additional information you get from other player's up cards. I also wanted to place high enough in this tourney to assure my lock for the annual "8-2 Best in Show" pool. The first round was a bizarre one, where Aces and Kings would get beaten by rivered trips, and trips would lose to runner-runner flushes. It got to the point where I really didn't want to get starting cards of a high pair, as the chances of them holding up were apparently extremely slim. 8-2 Dave took some substantial hits from major suckouts, as 8-2 Cary and myself just shook our heads in disbelief, silently glad it wasn't happening to us. By the end of Round One, I had increased my starting stack of T3000 to an "impressive" T3200. Shortly after the break, I got moved to another table -- this time, against two other 8-2 members: Graham and Ron. I won the first hand, but then hit an incredible dry spell. Things were looking bleak chipwise, when I looked down and saw (98)7. Not seeing any Sixes or Tens, I decided to call 8-2 Graham, who had completed the bring-in bet with a Jack showing. I catch a Five, and Graham fires off a bet. I decide to pay for one more card, and lo! it is the magical Six, completing my straight. However, Graham has caught another Jack. He bets, and I raise, expecting him to just call; but he raises! Now I figure he must either have Jacks-Up, or worse yet, trip Jacks. Either way, I've got him beat at present, so I raise it again. Now he's thinking. And thinking. And thinking some more. Finally he calls. I catch an Ace, and he catches a spot card. Since I don't know what card he needs to make his boat, I have no way of telling if sixth street helped him or not. He checks, I bet, and he simply calls. Now I'm sure that sixth street didn't help him. I don't even bother looking at my down card, and bet when he checks to me. Mister Cool, that's me. Sort of like Bond, James Bond. I'm not just Cool, I'm Suffe-cool! When he pauses, I know he didn't make his hand. He thinks for a while longer, and finally calls, revealing his trip Jacks. I turn over my cards, showing my Straight on the first five cards, and then seeing that a river Ten gave me an even higher Straight for added effect. Shazam. More tourney chips for me, and I took them from a possible contender for the "Best in Show" pool. Afterwards, I computed the percentage chance Graham had to make either a boat or quads. Assuming his other two non-Jack cards were all "live", he had a 311/861 = 36.1% chance of beating me. I actually thought his odds of making his hand would be higher. Thrilled with my victory, I take a huge hunk of chips from 8-2 Ron on the very next hand, when he makes an A-J Flush on fifth street, but I make an A-Q Flush on sixth street. I'm on fire, and wind up with T7900 by the end of Round Two. I really liked playing at that table, and not just because I won a hunk of chips from both Graham and Ron. We had the funnest (is funnest a word?) table in the room. Poor TrayRacer was getting hit with a huge disproportionate number of bring-in cards. It got so bad, he started actually putting out his bring-in money before the cards were even dealt. And sure enough, he'd be the bring-in! Then, other players started announcing that THEY would be the bring-in player by advance posting their chips, and shazam! they would be right! We were actually having more fun calling out the bring-in's than with the actual playing of the hands. It was one of the highlights of my week. At Round Three, I get moved to yet another table. This one has 8-2 Mike at it, and not only does he have a goodly amount of chips, he is also an excellent Stud player who has placed in the money upon numerous occasions. Plus, if he finishes high enough compared to me, he could sneak in a "Best in Show" win himself. So I really don't want to go head-to-head with him unless absolutely necessary. At this level, we're playing 300-600, and I start with three Hearts and call. When a player pairs her Nine and bets, I call as I caught a fourth Heart. Again, I like Stud because I have seen that Hearts are very live, so I am willing to draw out on her. I brick on Fifth Street, but catch my Flush on Sixth Street and raise her back. She just calls, so I figure her for two pair. I bet the river without looking, she calls, and mucks when I show the Flush. Another sizeable pot won, and angry scowls from 8-2 Mike as my chip lead increases. Shortly after, I'm dealt (AA)K, but another Ace is showing. I raise, and get one caller. I catch the case Ace for trips, followed by a Queen and then another King. With me showing KAQK, my opponent finally tosses away her hand in disgust, and I show my Aces Full of Kings for dramatic effect. My trough is overflowing. CHAPTER EIGHT: A COSTLY ERROR 8-2 Mike finally busts out when his pocket Tens don't improve, and with 8-2 Graham also out, I'm now a lock for the "Best in Show" pool. $260 bonus for Cactus Kev, baby!! Okay, play continues and we're finally down to two tables. I'm doing extremely well, and then I make the one major mistake of my entire tourney play that week. It probably cost me my shot at winning in the top three places. I'm dealt (J9)J and raise when an Eight completes the bring-in. Fourth street doesn't seem to help either of us, so I bet and he calls. My opponent pairs his Eight, and I catch another brick. This time he bets, and I call. I brick again on Sixth Street, but he checks this time, so I do as well. That should have been my clue that all he had was Eights, but alas, my brain must have taken a bathroom break. Well, I catch a Nine on the river, giving me Jacks Up. My opponent bets. Great. What could he have, I wonder? All his up cards are lower than an Eight. Could he have started with Queen or higher in the hole, and paired up on the river like me? If so, his two pair would beat mine, and it would cost me another T3000. Well, I think and think and think some more. I really don't know what to do. I should have looked at all the money in the pot and just called, but I was also trying to play smart poker, which says to fold if you think you're beat. "Save yourself that 3000," I kept hearing my brain say. "He's got Queens-Up or Kings-Up, so fold already!" Reluctantly, I toss my hand into the muck. Half my stack is now gone. I later ask him if my Jacks-Up would have won, and he says yes. He made two smaller pair on the river. Oh well, live and learn. Shake it off and move on. CHAPTER NINE: A CHIP AND A CHAIR We're down to two tables of five each, and playing hand to hand. The antes are now huge, and I'm quickly running out of chips. Finally, two players bust out ahead of me, and I find myself at the final table, in the money! The 8-2 Club final table streak continues!!! The other 8-2'rs decide to hang around to see me through to the bitter end. I appreciated it, guys! I am the shortest stack at the table, but want to do the best I can. I move up in rank when Mordacai gets knocked out, but am still the short stack. I'm waiting to commit my chips on a worthy hand, but I'm catching hands like (83)6 and (T3)7. The antes are T500, and I'm down to my final T1000. I have two hands left in me. But no!! The timer goes off, and the antes bump up to T1000. Great. I'm forced to go all-in on my blind. I announce I'm all-in, put my bust-out 8-2 poker chip token in the pot, and don't even look at my down cards as I stand up, ready to exit. My up card is a 7 of Spades, but my neighbor also has a 7 showing, so that doesn't bode well. An Ace gives the obligatory "complete" steal attempt, but TrayRacer raises with a King showing. The Ace decides to fold, and I get to see what type of hand I'm up against. Well, I find out where the three Wise Men went after delivering their gifts to the baby Jesus, because Peter turns over trip Kings. Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi. Talk about putting the dagger into my chest. Well, I turn over my mystery hole cards, and find a Three and a Ten -- but they are both Spades. Hmmmmmmmm. Three Spades is good. I vainly try to remember how many Spades have been mucked, but I haven't a clue. Fourth street is brick for Pete, brick for me. Fifth street is brick for Pete, Spade for me! Hmmmmmmmm!! This is interesting. Of course, if Pete pairs up, it's over. Sixth street is bricks for both. The down cards come. Pete turns his over first. Brick. All he has is trip Kings. I pause for dramatic effect. I put the voodoo monkey dust on my final down card, and turn it over quickly. Two of Spades!!! Boo-ya!!!! Still alive, baby! Chip and a chair!! My T1000 just turned into T7000. Riding the rush, I ante my T1000 and look down to see pocket Nines. Again, Peter raises with a Five, and I go all-in. Nines for me, (5J)5 for him. Hey, Presto is no g00t for Stud hands, Pete! Let's deal the rest of 'em. Queen for me, brick for him. Brick for me, Jack for him, giving him Jacks-Up. I need help. Lo! another Queen for me, and brick for him! The river helps neither of us, and I nearly triple up to T19000! Cheers from the home team sweating me out! High fives around the table! That's why I like playing with ARG'rs. They are competitive, but friendly, even at the final table. You would never see this in a non-ARG tourney. With ARG events, everyone is there to have a fun time, and if you wind up winning, that's just iceing on the cake. And it's looking like I might pull an "Oscar", just like in yesterday's NLHE tourney. Well, the rush is doomed to not last, and I get all excited when I see (QJ)T. A King completes, I raise, he re-raises, and I'm forced to go all-in. As expected, I'm up against a pair of Kings. At least it's not three of 'em this time! The top end of my Straight is in trouble, with him holding two of my Kings. We both brick on fourth and fifth street, but I catch a Nine on sixth street. An Eight or King on the river will make me another "comeback kid" story. Can the magic possibly continue?? I turn my down card over. It's a Six. Game over, man. Game over. What a wild, wild ride. I get my $158.40 prize money, and head over to the Bombay for some road-food with my last food comp. Lastly, my tradition has always been that upon leaving the Taj, I take twenty bucks and place single one dollar bets for my close friends' numbers at the roulette table. Unlucky 13 turns out to be lucky this time, and my guitar-playin' buddy Scott winds up $35 richer this year. CHAPTER TEN: A JOB WELL DONE So all in all, I had another great ATLARGE weekend, and may have to try to catch my first BARGE this year. TrayRacer told me that SIGGRAPH is either right before (or right after) BARGE this year, so the timing certainly works out. We'll see if it all pans out. Props again to Goldie for another smashing ATLARGE. Love the commemorative poker chip, dude! We're gonna try for at least eighteen 8-2 attendees next year, so watch out. Rumor has it the club shirt color will be forest green in 2006, but maybe we'll make it pink in honor of the Pink Game :) -- "Cactus Kev" Suffecool

March 7, 2005

Trip Report: Uncle Al

Trip Report by Uncle Al Let me add my thanks to the others to Goldie who did an exceptional job in organizing and then running a smooth event. At Atlarge I was humbled by the poker gods. The prior weekend at the Bellagio I won about $5,200 in 6 hours of table play (see trip report which follows). In addition to the very weak play, the gods hit me in the face with winners consistently. Alas, the defending champ of the Atlarge HOE tourney was the second to bust with dead cold cards. That was also the case the night before at the Borgata and would repeat again at the NLHE tourney. I went home -$800, but I will take the juxtaposition of those two weekends anytime. When Matt Matros sat to my left in the NLHE about 4+ hours in and I, as usual, was short stacked, I knew I would be heading for the garage shortly. When I saw he only had about T400 more than I, I thought I might get that copy of his new book. Alas, it was the former, about 2 hands after Matt sat down I made a pre-flop all-in raise in middle position with about T2! 400 with KQo and of course Matt wakes up to his first real hand QQ and IGHN. Matt won my piggie but I did get to take a look at his book.... However, there was an incredible bright spot to the weekend as a result of my being placed to the right of Chrissie, a NLHE and Atlarge newbie. While her play was erratic, she was dominating the table and we would chat about each hand (after the play) and I would point out other ways to think about the play of the hand. It sounds like the coaching paid off since I heard that she came in third. Now we have to get her into shape for the WSOP double shoot out..... It was nice seeing and playing badly against many familiar faces, and missing the ones that were not there. It seems more like a family reunion when we get together rather than a bunch of poker players. There is something very special about that. My job takes me all over the world, I am Hannover Germany right now and I get to play almost everywhere I go. When I do travel I will use an 'arg' chip or spinner to cover my cards, and it always starts a conversation. Many times the folks have heard about BARGE and held it with some respect, and then go on to beat my brains out :) Looking forward to seeing all of you soon uncle al

March 7, 2005

Trip Report: DaveL

Trip Report by Dave L Part 1 (HOE) Okay, I started writing a trip/tourney report, and realized that it was just way too long. In fact, this section alone is probably too long. So, I am dividing my trip report up into three sections: The HOE Tourney Report, The NLHE Tourney Report, and Overall trip report, which will include my Stud Tourney report (As everyone knows, Stud is just a game of luck, anyway ;)) Before I get started, let me say thanks to Steve Goldman for setting this event up, to Tom Gitto for making treating us like royalty, and to PokerStars and Rich Korbin for their support. Even without the tourney victories, it was one of the most fun weekends I've ever had. I look forward to next year, and am already trying to convince the wife that we should postpone our next trip to Vegas to coincide with BARGE... Dave L's ATLARGE 2004 HOE Tourney Report: My first-ever -ARG tourney, and I have the pleasure of sitting down at an extremely tough first table. The starting table included Tiger to my left, JacksUp, a few ADB ringers, and god only knows who else I am leaving out. The fish had arrived as promised, and I could see these sharks licking their chops. Key hands: HU in stud 8b portion ADB bigboy misreading his hand in stud, not putting me all in, thinking we were splitting high low. Turns out he had an ace high flush he overlooked, and just checked instead of putting me all in, leaving me with $200 in chips. (pot size around 2k) Took those 200 chips and 200 prayers and hoped for a bit of luck, which thankfully came. After a few more double ups, I was able to breathe a little and wait for better opportunities. I was able to double up with KJ (which became my unsung hand in the 2 tournaments) when I went all in UTG for 1800 and blinds at 300-600 (or possibly 400-800 I really don't remember.there were about 20 players remaining at the time). No caller till the BB, who had a big stack and, after going into the tank, made the call with what I believe was t-8 to "due his duty as a big stack" and take try to take me out. The KJ held up, and I again had some breathing room. 6 players left, I was shortsacked. Dealt AA on button. I have T9200. raise from utg. I re-raise. 3 bet by BB (Raydon) and capped by utg, who is now all in. I call. Raydon (still with about T4500) calls. Flop comes JxK rainbow. I check, turn and river are both blank, I check down, never putting in my last T1200. Scoop the 24,000+ pot to get me back in the tournament. Got a little shit from the railbirds at first for not going all in, but it turns out that most thought I had enough chips to put the BB all in, which I did not. In fact, the way I saw it, best I could do was win T1200 more chips, and worst case is lose the tourney. While I am surprised he didn't put me all in, I don't think me voluntarily going all in here is a bad decision, as winning an extra 1200 chips to me is not worth the risk of being knocked out should a suckout occur. (It turns out later that because I had $100 chips, and Raydon had $500 and 1k chips, they thought I had HIM covered and could have put him in) Thoughts on my play here? I personally have no regrets, and would play it the same way just about every time. During most of the Final Table, uncle Al and I were chip Co-leaders. While it's rare to see the two chip leaders engaging very often at a final table, Al and I tangled at least 10 times, often chopping Hi and Low. The remaining players were just sitting back and waiting for once of us to miss a key draw, and knock the other out. There were some great battles, and try as hard as we could, we just couldn't knock each other out. (Thankfully, we eventually were able to knock the remaining players out ;)). When Uncle Al and I got to Heads up (and we were HU for more than 90 minutes!!), I was admittedly and obviously fatigued (As Uncle Al told me later, he could tell I was off my game). Very rare for me in a tournament. I do not want to make excuses, but I hadn't eaten all day and was on 2 hours sleep. Also just started the Atkins diet that week, which can mess with your mind if you don't eat. (Al was also going on no food/sleep, and he handled it much better than I did.) Anyway, Al later told me I had him out chipped about 5-1 at one point. I honestly don't remember this at all..in fact I NEVER realized I had more than a slight chip lead. This has never happened to me in a tournament before and I can promise will never happen again. Key Hand: with what was apparently a big chip lead for me at the time, I get AT diamonds in the BB. I raise, Al calls. Flop comes 5QJ, 2 diamonds. I have a killer draw. Al checks, I bet, Al calls. Turn blank. Al checks, I bet, Al calls. River is a blank. Al checks. I'm about to check, when I see Al picking up his cards as if to muck them, so I bet. (In case he had a small pp) He calls. He flips K5os (no diamonds) to take the pot. This, for me, was the turning point of the match. Later that night. I had dinner with Al. I asked him HOW he could call me down with bottom pair. He said he had a read on me that I had nothing. I don't know how accurate this is or if I was giving off the vibes, because with all my draws I felt as tho my bets were more value bets than even really bluffs. I liked my hand after the flop. I wasn't bluffing when I bet. And, as to him getting ready to muck his cards, he claimed I must have been hallucinating, which is definitely a possibility ;). I did my best to end the tournament during the 15 minute hold'em phase, because I was dreading the 25 minute Omaha HL portion that was about to follow. Not only is Omaha HL my worst overall game, but HU Omaha is far and away my single worst game (ask Wayno). Anyway, the Omaha section began. I must have looked like crap because both the TD and Al asked me if I wanted to take a break...I said no (big mistake). I was even having trouble stacking my chips. They kept falling all over the table. I started to become more concerned about my chips than the cards. I was so out of it I didn't even know I was out of it. Al, however, noticed it and jumped all over me. He outplayed me every step of the way on Omaha, and by the time the 25 minutes was up, he had 90% of the chips. I had enough to cover a few Big Bets in the stud 8/b portion, and that was about it. After my first 2 hands fell apart on 4th and 5th street, I was forced to go all in on the third hand (I had barely enough chips to make one big bet), and went all in with T48 rainbow as the bring in, closed my eyes and prayed. Well, I did actually hit a pair of Aces on 6th, but Al made 2 pair on 7th and it was adios to me. Because of the length of the tournament (Almost 10 hours) we did discuss switching to NL Hold'em to close it out (rather than switching to Omaha), and foregoing the format, but Al and I decided at the last minute that we would stick with the structure of the event. HOE is about all around skills, and to switch to NL Hold'em out of nowhere we both felt would undermine the integrity of the event. Even though I lost, I am glad we stuck to the format. Even if I had managed to win by switching to NL Hold'em, the win wouldn't have meant as much as if we did it "honestly." Congrats to Uncle Al for playing one hell of a tournament. He read me like a book at the final table, knew I wasn't focused in on what was happening, waited for the Omaha portion (which is his strength) and ate me alive. It was his first tournament win (after finishing 2nd and Third in past years in -ARG events) and he wanted 1st place badly. He sure as hell earned it. I had the pleasure of having dinner with him (and Ken Lovering and Mike ???) that evening, and while I may have lost the tournament, I gained a friend. Of course, once I found out that he would receive a Leather and Wool personally-embroidered Pokerstars Jacket for finishing first, (and I would receive the more "standard" Pokerstars jacket), I knew I had to win the NLHE "big one" the next day. We made a pact over dinner to once again finish 1st and second, but with the outcome of courser being reversed this time. One of us lived up to his end of the bargain, and the other didn't.. Part 2 Dave L's ATLARGE NLHE Tournament Report Having learned my lesson about fatigue and hunger from the HOE tournament, I decided to play it smart. Rather than play poker Friday evening, I went straight to bed after dinner (around midnight-1 AM). I agreed to meet some friends for breakfast, and buy for ADB Bigboy (for forgetting to put me all in when he had the nuts ;)). The plan was to meet at the Brush at 10:00, and fill up for the tournament. Well, after the alarm fails to go off, Ken Lovering (who I shared a room with) wakes me up at 10:30!!! Shit! I scamper downstairs in the nick of time, and apologize to everyone I can find for standing them up. So much for a proper breakfast. (Tho Ken was nice enough to get me a nutra-grain bar from the newsstand). The NLHE tourney started with a field of 158 tournament players. Tournament players include Howard Lederer, Phil Ivey, Layne Flack, Chip Reese, Daniel Negreanu, and Dave Ulliott. Thankfully, none of them were at this tournament. However, facing a group of poker aficionados in a multi-table NLHE event is hardly a walk in the park. I kept looking for the fish at my table, but saw only my own reflection. I knew it was gonna be a fun trip when I go to take my seat, and just to my right is "Uncle Al" Stuart, who I had just yesterday lost to in the HOE event (and stood up this morning for breakfast). I started off playing very tight, and don't even recall playing a hand during the first level or two. During the third level, I go for a smoke, come back and see that Al had busted out in the 2 minutes I was gone, officially breaking his promise to meet me once again at the final table. Knowing how hard busting out of one of these things can be, I waited the obligatory mourning period of 10 seconds before demanding he fork over the cash for our last-longer bet. Once Al was gone, I opened my game up a bit, and went on a nice run. I amassed a nice number of chips, when I suffered a horrendous bad beat when I was able to get the short stack all in with my 99 vs her TT, and a 9 never hit to board. After the table broke, I found myself at a new table where it appeared every damn chip in the tournament had ended up (except, of course, for the massive stack JacksUp had been accumulating behind my back) Key Hand: A short stack UTG goes all in, and is quickly isolated all in by a big stack one to his left. I look down and see QQ, and go into the tank. I decide to muck, and cringe when I see 99 vs JJ. The Queen on the flop was just the icing. Still, I have no regrets, and would likely make the same play 8 times out of 10 (with an average stack). Soon, I find myself moved yet again, to the table commandeered by Jacksup (Matt Matros). From a quick glance at his stack, it appears he has 30% of the chips in play, and there are still 40+ people remaining in the tournament. In fact, it appears as tho his stack of bounty chips is larger than my stack of tournament chips. I bring my enormous stack of 1400 with me. With the blinds at 300/600, things don't look too good. On my second hand, I find myself utg, and look down to see QT s00ted. I go all in, and pray. Folded around to Riley, who goes into the tanke for about 3 minutes. Finally he says "I know you play tight.you aren't going all in with garbage." And folds. Now, it's on the BB, David K (who I would later knock out at the final table). He thinks for awhile. He has me more than covered, tells me he has an ace but thinks he's out-kicked, and mucks it, letting me scoop those sweet, sweet blinds. He leans over and asks me what I had, and promise to tell him after the tourney. Well, Dave, now ya know. Sorry ;). A little while later I am again short stacked (what else is new?). I have around T2800, and the blinds are 400/800 and fast approaching. In EMP, I look down and see KJd, and decide to take a stab at the blinds, and hope I am not called. I don't like the fact that Jacksup has the SB, and my all in would barely make a dent in his stack, but I am hoping that he doesn't have anything he can call with. I go all in, and, of course, he calls. I announce he has me before the cards are flipped, and he turns over A8d.killing my flush outs. A sweet Jack hits the flop (and I believe even a K on the turn), and I double up. After a few more orbits where I pretty much blind off a few more chips, I look up at the TD and ask for a table change, and the TD is happy to oblige! (OK, so maybe it had something to do with it now being down to two tables.) By the grace of god, I am moved to table 2. I would guess that 80% of the chips in play ended up on table 1, allowing a bit of breathing room for my very, very short stack. (See a theme here?). I get a few lucky breaks, and actually manage to double up on the first hand. Next hand I semi-bluff steal the blinds with KQ all in UTG, get my BB back uncontested, and steal the BB from the SB. Now I look down on the button and see AA. Folded to me and I go all in. The BB calls with AT, and I double up. I have a workable stack now! I am even able to get the blinds 2 more times this orbit, and in the span of about 10 hands my I went from felt to back in contention. Soon, 2 becomes 1, and we have our final table set. My stack is pretty small, but workable. Key Hand: With a smallish stack, I make my standard 3x the BB raise with KQ from mp. The button, with a significantly larger stack, puts me all in. I call. He says "you got me" and flips over Q9. The flop comes Qx9. My stomach sinks. Turn brings a T, leaving me with 7 outs. And whaddya know, a King comes on the river. For the first time ever in a tournament, I jump up, shout, pump my fist, and high five whoever the hell was standing behind me. I was now among the chip leaders (probably #2 or 3 at this point) and the game was on. Now 5 handed, folded to me I look down and see AQs in the SB. I think for about 20 seconds, hopefully making it seem like I am deciding whether to muck or call, and raise the minimum. Dave K, the BB, announces all in, and I call. I have him covered, but if he wins I'll be pretty well crippled. He flips JJ, I flip my AQ, and the race is on. The flop is rags, but the turn brings my ace. I win the coinflip, the Wonder BallT, and now have a big chip lead. Key Hand: with about a 2-1 chip lead over #2 (Greg, to my right) All fold to him in the sb. He raises the minimum (standard for him). I look down and see AQ. I eye his stack, and ask for a countdown. I decide to raise half slightly more than half his stack, forcing him to either go all in or fold. (I wanted the call, and didn't want to force him out of the pot). He goes all in. I call. I flip over AQ, he flips KQ. Flop comes 9TJ, giving him the nuts (the turn, not that it mattered, was an 8, making the official result a K-high straight beating a Q-high). We are now about even in chips, and the co-leaders. Down to 3 handed, and the blinds at 3000/6000, The button, Greg, calls. I look down and see 78s and complete, and the short stacked BB (Desmond) goes all in for about 21K more. Button folds, and at first I am ready to fold, but I start thinking. I am almost positive the BB is bluffing here, but I still am losing to a bluff. There's 18k of dead money in the pot, plus his 21k. He is a very tough player, and I want him out, but also don't want to double him up. I figure if he has one overcard, I am probably a 45% dog, and with 2 overs I am 2-1. The pot is paying me about 2-1 to call. So, knowing I am behind, I call. He claims "you got me" and I say "I wouldn't be so sure." He flips his K2os and the railbirds start chirping when they see me CALLING with 78s. The board does neither of us any good, and he doubles up. We are now all virtually even in chips. Visions of Matt's KK losing to KQ flash before my eyes, and I decide to make a deal. We chop it up using 1500 as the base, and decide on 1500, 2000, 29XX (rather than 900, 2100, 36XX). Eventually, we are down to 2, when Greg's PP takes down Desmond's Ace high (Desmond was actually survived the battle I think, but don't recall the hand that finally knocked him out, but for all intents and purposes, that was the hand that did him in). I settle into Heads up mode. For those that don't know me, HU and shorthanded are my bread and butter. After about 10 minutes, I had taken control of the match, applying constant pressure. Few hands made it past the flop/turn, and I was winning most of them. I look down and see KTs in the BB. Greg raises the minimum for the SB, and I put in my My standard raise of 18k. He goes all in, and I go DEEP in the tank. If I call, I'll be left with about 15k in chips. The tournament will virtually be over. I figure I am probably a coin flip, but could also be beat. If I let him take the pot, then we are about even in chips. I decide I DON'T want a coin flip at this point, and muck, (after about 3-5 minutes, maybe even longer). I go back to grinding out small wins, but change my raise from 3x the BB to 1 or 2x the BB. Not once do I check when first to act, or complete from the SB. After grinding it out for a good 45 minutes or so (give or take 15 minutes), the TD announces a break after this hand (if we want one, and I do). Joan (Always Aware), the lone railbird seated at the final table (the perks of being the birthday girl) jokes with the TD that "Don't worry, Dave is going to end it right here." (I had about a 2-1 or 3-2 chip lead) In the SB, Greg doubles the BB. I look down and see pocket fours, and for a second, think of what Joanie just said and consider pushing all in. But then I remember my promise to myself NOT to get involved in a coin flip unless I absolutely had to. Besides, I smelled something funny on this hand, and put Greg on either a PP or big hand (ala AK). I decide to just call. The flop comes J 4 K (2 diamonds). I think for about 20 seconds. If he has AK or AJ, he will push in here. If I bet, I may scare him off. I think back and realize that I had been applying CONSTANT pressure to this kid, never once letting him have first action when he had the button. I decide to see what happens if I gave him the green light to bully me, and check to him for the first time since it became heads up. He goes all in, I quickly call. He flips Pocket sixes, I flip my set of 4s, and Joan becomes a prophet. The Jacket is mine, the plaque is mine, and I am able to wrap up the best all-around for ATLARGE 2004. Coincidentally enough, this was technically my first weekend ever as a poker pro, as my consulting gig had ended the day before ATLARGE began. I want to congratulate Greg on a well played tournament. As Joan has mentioned, this was his first-ever tournament, and he had only been playing for 4 months!!! Not a bad way to start a poker career... Part 3 Ken Lovering (Tainted Rogue) picked me up at around 7 or 8pm on Friday and we drove off for AC. Got there without incident, and checked into the Taj (or as I like to refer to it, as "The Pit"). About 7 years ago, I made a vow NEVER to return to the Trump Taj Mahal (Hence one of the reasons for my online nickname), but for ATLARGE, I figured I would make an exception. I am glad I did. The people at the Taj Poker room treated us like gods. I was pleasantly surprised to see how much the casino staff changed. Ken and I checked out the Poker Room, but ultimately decided to just go to bed and prepare for the next day. Finally fell asleep around 4 or 5 am (part insomnia on my part, and part because I was afraid of Ken trying to play "grabby ass" when I fell asleep.). Went down to sign in for the HOE event, and right away I spot Joan. She acts like she doesn't know me, and has security escort me out of the casino. (Thankfully, security at the Taj leaves a bit to be desired, and I was able to just walk right back in.) Since Joan wanted nothing to do with me, I began talking to others. I was amazed by how friendly everyone was, and while I can't remember any specific names or people, I knew right away this was going to be a good trip. Grabbed my R00ling ATLARGE vest and other goodies, and went to find my seat. Ran into Matt Matros (jacksup) right before the HOE tournament was about to begin. Based on his posts to RGP, I was really looking forward to meeting him. For some reason, I pictured him as a mid-30's, sunglass-wearing Chip-Jett looking guy who could intimidate you with a glare. I couldn't have been more wrong. Simply one of the nicest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. During the first break of the HOE tournament, I ask Joan if we had a last longer bet (I couldn't remember). She responds, "No," kicks me in the shin, and walks away. I head back to my table, heartbroken. Around 3:00 I find out that Joan, Matt, and a few others are off to the Borgata to sign up for the $100+ rebuy tournament. I want to go over with them, but a small and unexpected snafu arises.I'm still alive in the HOE tourney, but barely. I vow to meet them over there and buy Joan dinner (for her birthday) once I bust out. Of course, Joan decides that I am not worth waiting for, and eats dinner without me. So, after the dinner Al, the winner of the HOE event, gets 4 of us passes (Ken, me, Mike, and Al) to the high roller buffet at the Taj (forget the name of it). The food is so/so, but the company is great. After dinner, Ken and Mike head up to bed, and Al and I decide to go to the poker room and "just look." It's about 11 Pm, and I have no intention of playing. So, at 11:05 Al and I are sitting at a 3/6 table. I am playing very tight, using the game to hone my HE skills for the big NLHE event the next day, when I realize..WTF am I doing? I am here for ARGE, dammit. I quickly slip into a game of "no peeky" with Al (but never announce it). Riley G is also at our table, and appears to be racking in the chips. At exactly midnight, Al and I get up and go to bed. I count my chips.down about 15 BBs. For me, that's a good session. We make a last longer pact and a vow to finish 1-2 once again in the tournament the next day. The bastard broke his promise. In the beginning of the NLHE tournament, I mention to Steve Goldman that it's Joan's Bday, and perhaps we should all sing to her (Al planted the seed in my head). A very off key rendition of "Happy Birthday to you" erupts from the tournament group, and Joan comes over and once again kicks me in my shins. Had a good time in the NLHE tournament, and won my last longer bet with Joan. I was pleasantly surprised when she didn't kick me in the shins when paying me, but rather simply spit in my face. I could see we were getting closer. After the NLHE tournament, the only thing left to conquer was the Stud game on Sunday. I expected absolutely nothing from the stud tournament. I freely admit that not only do I suck at straight stud, but being a stud 8b player, my starting hand standards are severely screwed up. Knowing this ahead of time, I stayed up the previous night till around 4 talking poker with some friends (Tainted Rogue, Always Aware, Golfman316 (or whatever damn number his is), "Uncle Al" Stuart, and Mike Klein) and touring the casinos. We had dinner at Borgata, and planned on playing some HE there. Ran into some friends (Jacksup, Russ Rosenbloom, and others) on the way to the poker room and never ended up playing. It sounds cheesy, but I can play poker any time.the time spent with the other ATLARGERs when NOT playing was just as satisfying, if not more so, than anything that happened at the tables. Unlike prior to the hold'em tournament, getting a goods night rest came second to having a good night. I arrived at the Stud tournament about 20 minutes late, and was never really a factor. Had some fun, and won yet another last longer against Joan (as if there was any doubt). Her attempts to bribe the rest of the table and double my bounty (and god knows what other "favors" she promised them) did her no good, as he table ganged up against her villany and teamed up to bust her out. (ok, so maybe it wasn't quite that dramatic). Had great 8b hands.A24s, 345, A23, etc..but unfortunately it was stud hi only. I reprimanded the dealer for dealing me cards for the wrong game, and things quickly turned around. I finally had a few nice starting hands that never seemed to develop to their full potential. In fact, one of the few times I saw 7th street was on my last hand of the tournament. My final hand.all in with QAQ (2 spades) against the big stack (Scott Hermes, who finished third), who called because he had more chips than god. He flipped over 55x (yes, I said 55, there is no presto in stud!). I made a broadway str8 on 6th street, but 7th street unfortunately brought my opponent a baby flush. IGHN. I lasted to level 5 or 6, and finished somewhere in the 30s. Had lunch with ADB Big Boy, and decided I BETTER play some ring games before leaving. Eventually, I got in the juiciest 10/20 game I ever saw. 6-9 average players on average seeing a flop, which was always AT LEAST 2 bet, often capped. Average pot size was around $400. Needless to say, the variance was high. I was quickly up about $250, then almost as quickly down $250. For the next 2 hours or so, I fluctuated between 200 down and 200 up. Had GREAT cards, but they just weren't holding up. (Bluffing in this game was not an option, and don't even bother thinking about slowplaying). It got to the point where people were capping inside straight draws on the TURN for value. :P. Needless to say, I was down around $500 by the time Ken Lovering told me to get my ass up because we had to go. Kicking and screaming, I left the table. Down a bit for the day, but up a lot of memories for the weekend. -Dave L

April 1, 2004

Trip Report: Edward Pizzarello

Trip Report by Edward Pizzarello ATLARGE Trip Report (long, with many bad beats) First of all, thanks to Goldie for preparing and planning another great ARG event. In the immortal words of North Shore Mike, I don’t actually claim that everything contained herein is true, but it sure seems to be the way I SAW it. My trip from Virginia started on Friday morning at 10:15. Driving up with StefSeahawk, we somehow manage to get on the road 15 minutes early. Somewhere in Maryland, we stop for a quick bite to eat. Stef buys lunch, and I’m *UP* for the trip. Don’t worry, this didn’t last long. The radar detection gods are kind, and we arrive in the City of Stale Urine shortly before 2 pm. $4 to park in the Taj garage, I might still be *UP* for the trip, but it’s close. Check in to the Taj, get upgraded to slightly nicer room with fridge. Number 3232, not a *horrible* hand if you’re an Omaha player (which I’m not). So far, good omens. I’ve made the decision to play in the Borgata $100 + $20 rebuy event, so we head over. This being my first time in the Borgata, I walk in like it was my first time in Vegas, staring, ooo-ing and ahh-ing like the tourist-a I am. Make way to poker room, see Russell Rosenblum in a NL ring game (max $300 buy-in), make my way to the registration table, and I get seat 1, table 10. Looks like it’ll be a nice sized field. What’s this? I hear someone whispering there are only 9 tables. I find a floorman and ask if we’re going 11 handed. His reply, “Oh, at least.” Twelve handed is a possibility. “Yes.” OK, 12 handed it is. It’s a bit snug, but it’ll do just fine. Sufficient grinding keeps me above the initial buy-in until the add-on period, at which I take my double add-on. Some more grinding, and then my Kings get cracked by Jacks. I cry a bit, and quickly get moved to another table, sitting beside the Tick. Chris has a decent mountain of chips. Not Mount Vesuvius, or Everest, but definitely a good rendition of the Appalachians. He begrudgingly gives me some on blatant steal attempts, but I’m still fairly short-stacked. As we head into the break, half my table is getting up for a much needed run to the men’s room. I look down at K9suited, and decide since 4 or 5 players are getting up, I can justify this as a middle to late-position steal. Soooo, I raise from seat 8, making it 1800 on 300/600 blinds. Now I’ll just sit back and wait for my pot. But wait, the conservative guy in seat 2 with 6000 in chips throws out 1800. OK, time to rethink. Wait???? The guy in seat 4 that hasn’t played a hand since I moved to the table makes it 6000, moving all-in. And then the chip leader at our table immediately to his left just calls him, with well over 10K behind. WTF? I read the re-raiser as very strong based on his manner and the fact that he hasn’t played any hands since I’ve been there. I fold my K9 meekly and start to rise from the table. The guy in seat two openly folds two tens, and the reraiser turns over KJ, while the big stack shows JJ. Great, I made the right decision! The flop comes K59, and I can’t help feel a pit in my stomach. I know, results oriented thinking is the best way to go! After the break, I have trouble building my stack. Soon after I find myself on the rail in time enough to see Russell’s KK get cracked by A4. The flop comes down blank-blank-5, with a 3 on the turn. I mumble, “Well, he only has aces and deuces as outs.” It’s then that the dealer turns over the black 2. Russell tries to rebuild his stack again, but we are soon on our way to dinner at Ombra, the wine bar in the basement of Borgata. When we get to the hostess stand, both a male and female manager are looking down at the book. The male manager nudges the female manager, who looks up at us. “2 please”. “Do you have a reservation?” “Well, we can seat you in about an hour and a half.” Suffering another bad beat, we decide to walk over and sit at the wine bar and dine. Food and wine are both very good, and about an hour later, the hostess bounds over to ask if we’d like a table for dinner now. My, she’s being quite flirtatious. We ask for a table the following night at 8. She makes the reservation for 4 people. Time to head back to the Taj, where I alternately watch the pot-limit game and one of the newbies from my home game play the tightest 2-4 game I’ve ever seen. Fast forward to Saturday morning, and I come down to find out who’s at my table for NL. But first, the s00per-sekrit gift! Goldie breaks out gray fleece vests with the ATLARGE logo on them for all of the attendees. Way cool! Props to Goldie again. I look at my table assignment, figuring with so many newbies, I have a good chance of getting a good draw. Uh, no. Mitch, Tiger, Joan, Jerrod. Is there anybody at my table that I don’t know? Sigh. Goldie asks me if I can run to the slot cage and get $1500 in slot tokens. Chic and I take the walk down. As it turns out, $1500 in slot tokens weighs more than me. I feel a wincing pain, and then something drops and rolls around on the floor. I don’t think it was a slot token. As I hand out bounty coins to each table, my sharply honed math skills allow me to give some players 2 coins while I give others none, and the math still adds up. No, really. I’m more of a feel player. I’m running back and forth to my table trying to make sure I don’t miss a hand. I’ve decided to try wearing sunglasses for the first time. This works out nicely, except for the fact that since they aren’t prescription sunglasses, I can’t really see the rest of the poker room. Even Jerrod looks fuzzy ALLL the way down the other end of the table. That’s okay, because shortly thereafter, Jerrod takes his AK against Mitch’s KK, and now I can’t see him at all. **Quick note, Goldie has placed a $100 bounty on my head for the NL tournament, as I am the 100th person to register for ATLARGE this year. Need to be really early or late next year. Fairly early on, seat ten flat calls preflop, and I look down to 78s. I call, and Tiger checks his BB. The flop comes 784, all clubs. It’s checked around, and an offsuit J falls on the turn. I bet, Tiger doubles my bet quickly, and we lose seat ten. A fourth club on the end gets both of us to check, and tiger turns over AJ. MY 78 holds up! I’m now the chip leader at the table, and I point out that I can’t be busted for my $100 bounty in one hand by anyone. This is said mostly for Joan’s sake, as she has been greedily eyeing my bounty. Shortly thereafter, Mitch dispatches Jerrod, and I am no longer the big stack at the table. But wait, is this pocket Kings I find? The pot is unraised, so I make a decent raise, and Joan decides to go all-in from three seats to my left. I started the hand with T1200, and calling Joan’s bet brings me down to roughly 800. She turns over AKs00ted, and I’m on my way to a big stack again. I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure everyone at the table hears me gulp when the ace hits on the turn, and I’ve now done my part to put Joan back in the game. As it turns out, today is Joan’s birthday. No, really. It’s her birthday. Happy freakin’ birthday! My present to her is the expression on my face watching Kings get cracked for the second time in less than 24 hours. She is WAAAY too happy. I never really recover from this hand, but the blinds seem to keep going up. I’m nearing my death, when I pick up K8off in the cutoff, which means it’s Joan’s big blind. Well, of course I can steal Joan’s big blind. I make it 3 times the big blind, and Joan quickly calls. The flop comes K59 of hearts. Joan thinks for a minute, and asks me for a chip count. I have 475 left. She makes it 300 instead of pushing me all-in. I push my remaining chips in valiantly along with my bounty, and watch Joan turn over KQ offsuit. I stand up and sigh, knowing Joan has beaten me and taken all of my chips. I decide to cheer for an 8 just for giggles, and then realize neither of us has any hearts in our hand. I then proceed to achieve the most monumental suckout in my recent memory. The turn is the 3 of hearts. I start screaming at the top of my lungs for an 8 or a heart, and the gods smile kindly on me, revealing a fifth heart. Chop! I’ve never felt so gloriously good about a chop. It’s not as good as an eight, but it sure tilts Joan. J She starts ranting about making sure I describe this hand in my trip report. And so, just for you Joan, here it is. Hugs and kisses, sweetie! Happy Birthday. For three hours, Jerrod is the only player to bust out on our table, so we essentially trade chips while the rest of the tournament builds up mountain ranges. In short order, we bust three players from our table, including both of the people to my right and left. Incoming! Matt Matros and a guy named Reggie take the seats to my right and left, respectfully. Both of them bring their chips in racks, as if to scorn our puny stacks. I have enough to post the blinds at $100-$200 just about twice, and then my dance is over. Very shortly, I’m posting the big blind with a puny stack behind. The guy to my left flat calls from under the gun. We get no more callers until Matt throws in another 100 from the small blind, and awaaaay we go. But wait, is that AK I see in the big blind??? In a flurry, I push my mountain in the center, declaring myself all-in for another 325. I add my $5 and $100 bounty to the pot. The guy to my left calls quickly, and then Matt looks at the pot like there’s a worm crawling through the chips. “What’s that?”, he asks. “Uh, that’s my $100 bounty.” “Oh, F***. I forgot about your bounty. I’m all-in”. The guy to my left folds. In fairness to Matt, he says he would have called anyway without the bounty, which is true. He turns over A3 of hearts. Whew, I can finally get back to a real stack and triple through. The flop is all black, eliminating his flush draw. WHAAAATTTT?? What the F*** is a 3 doing out there. I vividly remember slamming my fist against the wall while Matt pounds the table, screaming, “Yeah, baby. I’m up $100.” I’ve had three premium hands in 24 hours, all of which have been busted. After donating money to the 5-10 game at the Taj, it’s time for dinner at Ombra with Russell and Matt. We get there a bit early and see our hostess friend. Russell greases her palm, and she is honestly surprised we are tipping her. This seems odd for an establishment as nice as Borgata. She tells us to let her know when we’re ready to sit down. A few minutes later, we decide to sit down. “Well, it’s going to be about 30 minutes for your table.” So much for having a reservation. Or maybe it was the size of our tip that surprised her? 30 minutes pass, and a mere 15 minutes after that, we’re sitting down to enjoy a good dinner. The trip went by way too fast. Looking forward to seeing most of you at NEPC or Barge. Regards, Edward Pizzarello

April 1, 2004

Trip Report: funbot/suddenly

Trip Report by Rob Catlett ([FunBot] Suddenly) For the third year in a row, I went to Atlantic City during ATLARGE. For the first year in a row, I'm registered and just not in town by coincidence. This trip started, as did the last two, with a bad omen. Two years ago Ileft my office under blue skies and warm temperatures. Within the first hour it rained. Then it started to snow. Then I found out I was out of windshield wiper fluid. When I stopped at a gas station I had to kick the door open, as the rain and following cold formed a shell of ice around my car. I got frozen cards that trip and lost my ass. Last year, just before leaving I reached into one of my bags for something or another, I can't remember. What I do remember is finding a razor blade in a less than graceful manner. If I look closely I still can see the scar where I chopped the top of my index finger off... I got carved up pretty good on that trip. This year, while sitting at the first traffic light of my trip to ATLARGE, I saw a tire roll by my car. I found this odd, to say the least, and for a second I wondered where it came from. That's when I saw the second tire go by. Then I saw the truck with no tires, and putting my West Virginia Public School education to work deduced that the tires most likely came from the truck. The driver made an effort to continue, and managed to make it all the way to where he completely blocked my path out of town. Then he gave up, got out of the truck, and shrugged. I found a way around the carnage and left that little jackpot behind. At this point I was a little worried about the impending obvious metaphor. I did make it to Atlantic City on Wednesday, and to the best of my hazy recollection the following transpired. I didn't do anything silly like take notes or write anything down, so I trust if I miss details or get names wrong I will receive the abuse I deserve... Wednesday: Into town in the morning ... Check into Taj and pass the time playing a little 3-6 ... Good game .. Get AA ... Capped 8 ways. Flop top set on rainbow board... turn quads, get called 4 ways on the river... no straights or flushes possible. Leave to see Borgata as planned around 4PM. Borgata is nice, but oddly hard to get to if you don't use the tunnel... Just like the Taj, the Borgata's chips stick together, although because of magnets, not dead human skin... playing 6-12 with the WPT crowd... lotta sunglasses and odd raises... Rebuy tournament starts soon, why not try it? $40+10, rebuys to the break... holy crap you never saw so many rebuys... like over 26 at my table no kidding... local vocabulary limited to "All In" and "Double Rebuy..." I manage to tread water until 5 minutes before break... On button, 6 limpers and I see QQ, so I join the "All In" choir... Get called by KJo... K hits turn, consider rebuy... next smallest stack is T3500, double rebuy is T2000... nevermind. Back to the Taj. Wow these chips are dirty... play a little 5-10 and end day up about a hundred... Thursday: Playing more 3-6. Sitting to the right of a young WPT sunglasses type. He's obviously an expert and does not approve of someone's winning with 57o. It offends him. Next hand I raise early position with 45s... first hand I play in 45 mins... 5 callers and he reraises... I cap it... flop the flush draw, we cap the flop 5 ways and then I catch running fours to crack his AA like a walnut. He is a little peeved and explains in detail how much smarter he is than me. I guess image plays and betting draws for value are not worthy of expert consideration. Funny how these plays only look normal to most people if they are the ones making them... I lost a friend today... boo hoo... he claims I couldn't get away with that if it were no limit... I'm pretty sure it wouldn't work if we were playing ping-pong either, but I doubt he'd grasp what I was saying... Later, tired of poker I try some 2-4 Omaha, played here with a half-kill after a $30 scoop. Very odd table, average age of 35 or so rather than the usual 135... when did we get to California?? 8 ways raised pots the norm... sitting to the right of 8-2 Mathman... he's not having luck on the river... 10s full kebonged by a Q on the river... yikes.... like a $150 pot... it only takes one scoop in this game ... good lord that same guy that caught the queen just raised and re-raised when he spiked a 4 on the river to make 4's full on a board of AKK64... and it's good!!! 7 way preflop action for 3 bets, flop comes 222... what do these people have... Mathman wins a pot... only like $40, but ends the drought... he gets up and announces his triumph to the room... standing ovation from the faithful... later hits gutshot straight flush to tick off a local with ace high flush... ten hands later I do the same... then a really weird hand... three ways on the turn in a big kill hand, I have nut low and ace-king high... me and a guy that can't read his hand get the guy to my right in the middle for 4 bets on the turn... river pairs board, I bet out moron raises, poor guy in the middle lays it down... moron has the other A2 but my AK is good for 3 quarters of a $160 pot... guy in the middle laid down a flush... last train to tiltsville... Finish day down about $100... took some sick beats, but that's what I deserve for playing these stakes... Friday: HOE tourney... so that's Raydon... and that's Raydon's foot up my ass... out pretty quick after first break, but not after busting out one of the 8-2's, so I have that going for me, which is nice... 5$ bounty means I lose only $70 on the tourney. Pink chip game anyone? Buckshot raising blind every hand, catching cards making local rock to my left a bit unhinged. I try it once, wind up rivering broadway with QTo... snowshovel-sized pot... my hands start shaking... I'm a f*ck*ng spaz... the cool kids are mocking me... raising war with Buckshot... we are both looking this time... I've got KK... he wants to go all in... I think about it for a second... I don't... I'm also a wuss sometimes... we pound on each other to a board of 9JQ4A... I call the river... not much he has that I can beat, especially after that ace... he has TT... good thing I didn't river the set... game gets tight... time to r00l again... steal blinds from MP with Q5s... get reraised 5 way pot 3 bets.... flop flush draw w/ bottom pair... lets gamble boys... cap the flop... turn might as well be the cut card... lets see the river cheap boys.... flush hits on the river... I raise 8-2 cardshark when he bets out... he pays off... flush g00t... he's critical of my play... I exclaim "whaddya mean!? I flopped bottom pair!!!" He's not pleased. Game gets tighter... I pick up, up about $200. After lunch seat is open in main pink game. Sit between AllKnight and ADB Fich... Tiger123, Goldifish and ADB The Sock are in the game, as are many other ARGers... Set down chips, want to use the facilities... get razzed for not posting... promise I'll raise blind when I get back... get back in big blind... look just for kicks... see 45o, reraise Tiger... many callers... Tiger sneers at me (he may have been drinking) "did you look?" I ask "Me?" and the whole table goes all De Niro for about 15 seconds... I admit I looked... Tiger folds... flop comes A2Q... I have faith so I help cap the flop... turn is a 3... bad card... I prefer to hit those on the river so no one can re-suckout on me... heavy betting... river a blank... I flop over my 45 for the winner... eyes are rolling... no biggie... I tighten up until I hear 8Ts calling for action... why not... RAISE... flop is 9J6 for the much feared straight draw... who am I going to drill this time? turn is some loser card who cares... river a queen... wooHoo!! except it is the 3rd heart... plus whoops the guy in the 4 seat hadn't acted yet... he checks... reshuffle.. new river is a 7 no heart... I just pulled the double suckout... turns out the first river made someone a flush... holy suckout batman... game breaks shortly after... end up $300... Fox IQ test in the hospitality suite... we get all questions right... I manage to offend AlwaysAware with a poorly worded statement about not being in Mensa because I hate hanging around smart people... meant that I don't like hanging with people who primarily identify themselves as smart, not smart people per se... I actually prefer smart people, just not those that think being smart is some kind of celestial honor of extreme importance... no Atlargers I'm aware of fall into that category... oh well... off to the poker room... play in 2-4 holdem.... decide to drink it up a little... cards very unkind... Mathman suggests my putting my last $14 of my $100 buyin on roulette... sounds like a plan... use 00... he says wait until after this hand he will go too... we arrive just in time to see 00 come up... put it on my age next spin... miss by two... blame my parents... Saturday: NLHE tourney... uneventful... fail to get lucky... guy to my right is Alvin... he calls alot... trouble stealing blinds... go out when AKs gets no help against Alvin's 44... he goes deep into the tourney... I go to the hospitality suite... got a bounty though, so I get another $5... few beers... chatting with AlwaysAware... then talking politics with Steve Goldman... he's not a fan of the current administration... I can dig it.. Repeated jestful barbs at PokerStars rep over all the suckouts in the NLHE tourney... Tainted Rouge asks ADB Big Boy about a 10-20 hand... his analysis gets me thinking... going to rattle around in my head for the next 24 hours... will eventually be the thing that gets me out of my mental slump w/r/t poker... reports from the cardroom... unreal suckouts in the NLHE and forget about live games as lists are unreal... Mathman in the money in the NLHE... good to hear, and pretty clutch considering his Omaha results the last few days... hanging with Raydon and others... start talking about blackjack... interesting... I deal a few hands... next thing I know the PL game breaks out... I'm feeling like an ATLARGE pledge or something so I deal the thing... start getting toked... I give them back.. Don Perry finds out I'm a lawyer... tokes stop... they find out I'm a public defender... tokes start up again... Raydon and Treasure driving Perry nuts by raising every hand... others splash around... Don Perry apparently orders 24 cases of beer... they want cash.. order canceled... mmmm.. pizza... go to bed having played no live games... up $40 from the tokes...only way that game was +EV for me... Sunday: No stud for me... try a little 10-20 now that I am thinking... TaintedRogue (Ken Lovering) and ADB Big Boy are in the game... catch a no brainer... AA makes a set get called in 2 places on the river... first time playing 10-20 in several years... been low-rolling lately...little nervy, but much different than my usual 3-6, need to remember these guys have a clue... 3 hours of being on edge... have lunch with Ken... analyize some of the hands... I'm now out of what I now recognize was an extrended poker doldrum... may actually make the leap to 10-20 this time... wonder if this new purpose will survive until my next live poker trip... take a break after lunch... call the wife... play a little more 10-20... I'm not good at this... yet... I guess the first step is to recognize my weakness, I'm just not thinking as well as I should, lack of experience... I win $100 in 2 hours... start to get the fear... need to take my 10-20 in small doses for a while... move back to 3-6 for a relaxing evening of no-foldem... I'm playing much better than I was even 2 days ago... something has clicked and I feel a lot better about the game and my approach to it... Monday: The 121234384 hour drive back to West Virginia. Back to the real world... Final Thoughts: It was a great trip. While I didn't name a whole lot of people I met I do remember the people if not all the names. Everyone seemed very likable, and I find myself doing quick geographical and vacation-time calculations to see what other ARG-events I can make. I've been in a bit of a funk with poker lately, and for good or ill I'm out of that now. Future full of promise and all that. The wheels never did come off... my omen streak has ended... Rob Catlett ([FunBot] Suddenly)

April 1, 2004

Trip Report: golfman317

Trip Report by golfman317 Let me start by apologizing again to Joan. :-) ATLARGE was a blast! I spent more time watching than playing. Congrats to Dave L (NotTrump) on his excellent play over the weekend. He placed 2nd in the HOE tourney and WON the NLHE event. Here are a few memorable moments and random thoughts about the weekend. They are in no particular order (Sorry to disappoint you Dave L ;-) Meeting face-to-face with many of the RGPers that I respect and admire. AlwaysAware (Joan) TaintedRogue (Ken Lovering) NotTrump (Dave L) and too many others to name! One hand of note: Late in the NLHE event on Saturday. Down to 5 players (As I recall) Dave L moves all in pre-flop and gets one caller. Dave turns up KQ and his opponent (I forget his name...sorry) turns up Q9. The flop comes Q9x. OUCH! Dave L is in trouble. Turn is no help to either. River is (you know what is coming!) a KING. And that ladies and gentlemen is a three-outer! Dave L jumped out of his seat! I'll admit that he did receive a bit of good fortune with that hand. However, he played extremely well throughout the tournament and ended up on top. Way to go Dave! Enjoy your leather jacket! Dinner at the Borgata buffet on Saturday night. Great people, great food, great time! (I hope you enjoyed your birthday dinner Joan.) After our meal, we ran into Russell Rosenblum. He shared a few of his experiences from the final table at the WSOP in 2002 (He took 6th!) It was very interesting. The hospitality suite! It was nice to have a place to go and sit with other RGPers. The coronas with limes were a nice touch. Thanks to Goldie for providing the beer! Grabbing a bite to eat with Ken Lovering at Sbarro. It was nice chatting with you Ken! I should have gotten the chicken :-) Talking strategy with Dave L. Congrats again Dave! You had a great weekend. Special thanks to Stephan Goldman (goldie) for putting this event together. Thanks also to PokerStars for providing us with all sorts of goodies and the Taj for being a great host! I can't wait for ATLARGE 2K5

April 1, 2004

Trip Report: Buckshot

Trip Report by Stephen "Buckshot-B" Benton Preface: "Once in a great while, there comes an article so breathtakingly stupid, so heroic in its inanity, that as one reads it, even inanimate objects in the surrounding area seem to radiate intelligence by comparison."           -Some guy on the Internet That pretty much sums up this report! ATLARGE 2003 Oh me, oh my. How to begin this report? To tell you the truth, I didn't really do much with the fellow 'Argers. I attended the smoker, took some video for posterity and that was about it. I did play some Pink and PL in which I got thoroughly spanked. After getting raped in both games I decided not to play in them again. I hear afterwards two PL games were started in the suite but I didn't get wind of it until after the game broke. I would've been Steve "IFSATG" Carbonara's bitch anyway considering I can't seem to put enough chips into the pot after saying raise. I heard raising $5 just makes him lick his chops. Ronald "Baltimore Ron" Wilson, Dennis "PSU72" Frey and I made the trek together and bunked together. We talked much about the upcoming weekend. I made resolutions to play solid and make a final table or two, as did the other guys. Unfortunately, I didn't do either. I played pretty solid and made some "sketchy" 3-bets according to my friends but there's history there that supercedes all rationalization. But I digress. I'll go into a little detail about the few hours that preceded the Smoker. The first game I plopped down in was a nice $15-$30 Holdem game. I didn't make any headway for the first hour and was almost down to the felt from my initial buyin of $400. At about the same time a young Asian guy with a root beer and some sort of snack he tried to pawn off to the table hunkered down. He looked an awful lot like a guy I saw on the Internet. A guy named Terrance Chan, but this guy had a smooth haircut much like mine. I decided he was ultra cool, you know, because of his haircut and all. It also didn't hurt that he was Asian, so there's a natural affinity there. I was on a small run when I finally buckled down and asked if he was who I thought he was. He confirmed my assumption and we made formal introductions. Terrance is a great guy and has the typical Asian constitution. I heard he only had a couple of hours of sleep before the HOE tourney. I had QQ cracked by a set of 33's and I was about to go noodle on the entire table. But I staved off the tilt and proceeded to charge forward. I wish I recalled all the hands that brought me back from the cellar but the only thing I remember is catching flops and leaving the table for the smoker positive $150 in about an hour. I asked Terrance if he was going to the smoker to which he replied, "What, and leave this fishy game?" Seriously, I think he mentioned something about an aversion to smoke. Eh, to each his own. I was a bit off about what time the smoker started and since I already picked up from the $15 game I was standing around like a dorf. I managed to hop into a newly started $10-$20 Holdem game. Shortly afterwards I was joined by a studly gentleman by the name of David "Greatplans" Fruchter. I introduced myself and felt that I made a new friend in Dave. I asked Dave if he planned on attending the smoker. He said he wouldn't miss it for the world. We had a great time talking and playing together. After about a hour and half and getting Aces cracked by an UTG caller with 3h7h I decided to take my winnings and start drinking a little early. I found my friend Dennis sitting in a $5-$10 Holdem game so I decided to sweat him for a while. I was quickly bored after I watched him throw Presto away in the BB after a raiser and 3 cold callers. I was getting that poker itch again and settled into a $3-$6 game. After all, I was drinking so there was no reason to play any higher and besides, I could put everyone at the table on tilt with my loud drunken ways. There were about 3 people able to collect social security at the table. What better way to bring ATLARGE to a screaming start than getting the locals all riled up. It didn't take long since I had a little help from my newly made friend, David Fruchter. I played blind Holdem raising and reraising. It reminded me of BARGE '01 when Robert "ActionBob" Hwang and I did the same thing to the locals at Binion's playing $4-$8. This time, I was with Dave. There was one hand where Dave and I were in together, playing blind of course, and we were headsup after the flop. On the turn I bet then turned a card up after Dave called. I think I had a pair and Dave has some sort of draw. We were laughing so hard I was shooting beer from my nose. I ended up taking it down with that same pair. But what we didn't notice was that one of the older ladies complained to the floor about our behavior and the fact we turned up our cards before the hand was over. Dave and I continued to laugh and carry on and I think the lady eventually left. One time I was laughing and yelling so loud that the table behind us was starting to grumble. I took a stack of white chips and tipped everyone at the table. Then I tipped the dealer a redbird. Needless to say, they didn't complain again. I took about $200 out of the game with my antics. Dave and I racked up and headed out. Smoker The smoker was a pretty good time. Rob drove Ron and me after I got my video camera from the room. I'm a little upset with myself that I didn't use the camera more often in the tourneys. I should've at least recorded the final table action. Maybe if there's a BARGE this year I'll try to make more of a concerted effort. I bought a couple Don Diego Playboy's, AVO #10, and a H. Upmann Tubos for Rob and myself. I kept the AVO and we smoked the rest. I recommend the Playboy to anyone who likes a smooth Connecticut wrap. Nothing much happened at the smoker except Matt "Treasure" Treasure hitting on every woman in the joint, and maybe some guys too. What do you do if Bill Chen moves in with the biggest stack at a final table behind a short stack all in? Oh, and in case anyone missed it, Matt won $10,000 at a Pokerstars.com tournament in February and you call right behind him with Queens. With that being said, it was a good time shared by all. Russell Fox shared a Mike Laing story that can only be executed as succinctly by him so I won't make an attempt. Congrats to Chuck Taylor for winning the over/under and giving me a piece of the action after talking him out of bidding $1,800. Sheesh, Chuck, what were you thinking? Holdem, Omaha, Eight or Better The H.O.E. tourney. I forgot to write down who the other players at the table were. From memory I'm going with Linda "Llew" Lewis, Chris "Chris" O'Connor, Dave "Dave!" Croson, Sabyl "Sabyl" Cohen and my arch nemesis, Paul "prm" McMullin. That guy made the 3rd level so horrible for me I thought he was a prop in an online game. Every Omaha hand I played at 75-150, whether or not I raised made no difference; Paul made sure he was in every pot. Like a scorching case of Hemorrhoids, he was a pain in my keister. I must've lost every hand on the river to him, hence the reason for the expression on my face in the paper. But no hard feelings, I'll exact my revenge at BARGE or next year's ATLARGE. Just you wait and see. Anyhow, I never claimed to be an Omaha expert and I think I just played too many hands during that round. Joan "AlwaysAware" Hadley and ActionBob made their way to our table. Bob eventually made it to the final table. Congrats! I exited the tourney in 36th or something. Looking over my notes I noticed that I did play way too many hands in Omaha. Not the choice recipe for Omaha success. My favorite hand I'm sitting in this game with a few decent players; one of the better players is 2 to my right. The guy on my immediate right is Vkotlyar, a regular 2+2 poster. This one Asian guy (the local's call him Mumbles) and I were in a hand that caused some confusion because he didn't understand I was checking blind on the river. He got a 30 minute penalty after being obnoxious but never left the area of the table. Unfortunately, since this guy was funding everyone at the table we tried our best the get him to stay and we couldn't talk the floor into changing their minds. Anyway, he comes back into the game and in 1/2 hour I'm about down to the felt from some set backs. I have close to $50 in mid-late position. UTG limps, Vkotlyar limps and I look down to see 9hTh. Not a bad hand, eh, considering the action? I know that Mumbles will be calling and I figure that both blinds will call too. Maybe even more! Everyone else folds and the blinds call. There are 6 people in this pot. The flop comes down 7h 8c 4s. This might be a good flop for my hand, eh? It gets checked around to me so I bet. Mumbles calls and everyone folds to the UTG guy, he calls. Vkotlyar, right next to me calls. Now, I'm about all in here. So….4 way action on the turn and a Qh falls. UTG checks and Vkotlyar bets. Well, shit. What am I going to do here? I do the most obvious thing. I raise all in. I figure it's the best bet and I have many, many outs. Mumbles, the UTG and Vkotlyar all call. I figure it was promising there wasn't a reraise. So now there's a small side pot. The river brings a 2c. Now I'm all fucked, right? UTG folds his hand in disgust. Vkotlyar and Mumbles check. Vkotlyar shows 6d 9d and I stay very still since this is for the side pot. Mumbles shows Tc 6c and I'm just about to bust out of my seat! Mumbles takes the side pot and I proudly show my Th 9h for the main pot! Ship da Cheese!

April 1, 2003

Trip Report: Don Perry

Trip Report by Don Perry As usual LenG and I traveled down to AC together for ATLARGE. Len insists on driving simply because I am a gimp and can't get my right leg to the brake pedal as quickly as possible in years past. Not a gamb00ler, Len. He wants the "nuts" even for a simple car trip. Not wanting to listen to him whimper all the way down I let him drive, knowing that I would suffer in terror all the way because of his inveterate tailgating. As usual I could trim my nose hairs using the rear view mirror of the cars ahead of us, we were that f'ing close. I wore my "Ooops, I Crapped My Pants" brand adult diapers for the trip. The package said they were good for " Up to 225 pounds", so I knew I would be able to get away with only one diaper for the whole weekend ! A bargain, but a bit uncomfortable by the time I got home. We stopped at the White House and picked up a couple of Philly Cheese Steak Subs on the way to the Taj. Best food I ate all weekend. Len's first time there. If you don't know about the place make it a point to grab one the next time you are in AC, it's a must ! As always Len and I shared a room at the Taj. Len made the reservations and stepped to the check in desk to register with his credit card and as always I stood right behind him and told the girl behind the desk that I was really looking forward to the weekend because it was Len's turn to " be the girl" which always brings a welcoming smile and sets the tone for a weekend of mutual ball-breaking and laughs. Next stop was the elevator where I waited for the right moment in a silent and crowded elevator to ask Len just quietly enough for everyone to overhear , " did you remember the personal lubricant? " On to the poker room. It's been way too long since I've seen my 'arg friends and there's a bunch already playing. Baby Pl game starts up almost immediately and that is virtually the only game I play, almost non stop. all weekend, except for a few lonely forays to the BJ and roulette tables where I go of necessity to make back some of my lost income, (these games are more positive EV for me than poker). We are playing half HE and half Omaha and to my left is a "rounder" explaining to me how he uses the "snake" to make money playing BJ. Seems he starts at one end of the boardwalk and snakes through every casino for some BJ action, playing till he's ahead $200. then moving to the next casino. Asked why he moves after a $ 200.00 win, he says in all seriousness that he doesn't want to attract the attention of the pit bosses !! ( Walter Rulla take note !! ). The young rounder helps me out with my poker skills, kindly answering all my queries ( Omaha is the game where you get 4 cards down ? ) till the inevitable happens and Fich cleans him out in one biggish hand, bye bye rounder. Fortune smiles upon me however and Fich (a/k/a ADB Conduit) has an accident when a 3rd A the turn drops like a scud missile against his rolled up presto and he and Sander cough up about $ 600 to me. I play my usual tight and disciplined game till about 11:30 and I head for bed. A stop at a roulette wheel nets me another $ 600 or so after careful selection of numbers using the Doctrine of Maturing Chance ( a number which hasn't come up is more likely to come up) and some advice purchased from the TV psychic Miss Cleo shortly before her indictment. Ca-ching.....a g00d first day for this r00ler. Up at 8 AM for some breathing exercises (using a pack of Marlboro Lights) and a healthy breakfast ( donuts and insulin ) and it's downstairs for the NLHE tournament . We can skip over the tournament. They're all about luck !! Once the grueling 15 minutes I spent in the tournament are finished I head to a real game of skill ( BJ ) where I pick up $ 925.00. I take a nap. watch some war news and wander back to the poker room for some more baby PL. I am now in the groove and seem to fold hand after hand rarely looking at a flop. Despite this I drop about $ 1000.00 ( must have been the crushing blinds !! ) over the course of the day. Time for dinner. 2 knuckleheads ( Le nnie and Pizzaman) insist on going to Dynasty ( the " upscale" Chinese restaurant ). Great company, mediocre overpriced food. I WILL never again eat at a Chinese restaurant in any casino. $ 40 for a dinner I can get at the local takeout place for $9 at home. Back to the PL game, one set up just for the arg group. Thank you Taj !! Barry Kornspan, Raydon,LenG, Steve Carbonara, Big Al, Pizzaman, Russ Fox and a few others play a very tight game for hours and again I rarely get involved, losing quite a bit being blinded away, The only hand I do recall is one in which my J 10 suited fills up and I clean out Raydon, who, lets face it. is, a maniac who plays ANY two Cards ! I drop another $ 500 or so ( in blinds I guess) and I head back to roulette, buy in for $ 175 ands hit a zero with $20 on the 2nd spin for a 700 win and leave with a $ 680 profit. Off to bed. I sleep late ( a night filled with disturbing dreams involving Tammy from the poker room and a pair of handcuffs) and we leave at about 10 AM after saying our good-byes to the few we find in the poker room. I leave a PokerStars Jacket with Barry Kornspan to be returned to Steve Goldman, our organizer. Barry is asked to tell Steve that I found it hidden in Len's suitcase. Big Al and I were in the hospitality suite the eve before rummaging through the shirts and stuff generously provided by Pokerstars ( we both wear size XX-muscular) when Al opens a box with a medium jacket in it. Al said "I guess the jackets were the first thing to go". I grab the "last" jacket and say "heck, I'll give it to my daughter. I didn't know they were giving away JACKETS !" During the PL game that night I hear Raydon talking about the fact that someone has walked off with jackets meant to go to the tournament winners ( oops!). On the drive home we stop at a rest area on the Garden State Parkway and I buy a Danish pastry and a coffee and notice a very attractive brunette at the condiment bar putting " fixins" on a hot dog. In an attempt to strike up a conversation I asked her to hand me a couple of packets of mustard, which I am then forced to squeeze across the surface of my cherry Danish so she won't suspect my real motive for the request, taking several bites to further allay any suspicions. It is a long ride and queasy home. My deepest thanks to the Taj Mahal, Pokerstars and Steve Goldman for a great weekend at ATLARGE and to all the 'arger's present for a weekend of laughs. When does BARGE registration open ?

April 1, 2003

Trip Report: Roswell

Trip Report by Roswell Disclaimer: Much of this trip report, including names, times, or what the flop was, may be inaccurate or wrong, or I might have made it up. I woke up early Friday morning and set out for AC. The drive usually takes me about two hours from Rockland County (suburbs of NYC) and traffic was light so the trip down was uneventful. I checked into the Taj a little after 11. Taking the advice of Roy West via Tiger, the first thing I did upon arriving was UNPACK. I guess this is supposed to help with your patience or discipline or something. After a bit I headed down to the poker room. The Taj has always been my favorite place to play in AC; the wide open space and bright lighting keep me in a better mood. I can usually play for nearly four hours at the Taj without getting severely depressed and bored. At the Trop it takes about two. Unfortunately the Taj usually doesn't spread H/L Stud which is the only poker game I'm any good at so I have booked most of my hours in the Trop. The poker room was quite sleepy at first. The ATLARGERs were playing in the HOSE tournament and the rest of the room was pretty dead. I started up an interest list for 1-2 PLO/PLHE and waited for people to bust out. Shortly afterward a 3/6 HOE game started. I sat in this game and played with a bunch of folks including Jerrod from California, a rather nice woman named Laurie, a guy named Len who I've played with online, and Steve Carbonara whom I had met before. So I sat in the HOSE game for a while and started getting really bored because I hate 3/6. I was a little wary about wearing my "Roswell" badge because I always insult people when playing online and I was afraid someone would see it and want to kick my ass. But eventually I put it on and wore it with pride. Since I was so bored I started playing a little nutty. At one point when we were playing holdem I raised it up with 92s and kept betting the whole way. Steve Carbonara called me down and checked on the river. The board was something like KJ8 with a flush out there. I had to check it back and he won with pocket 6's. That hand really steamed me. He probably would have mucked if I bet. I mean, if I was going to play like an aggressive monkey I should at least follow it through to the bitter end. Despite my monkey play I left this game down about $20. At this point me and Steve started up the 1-2 PLO/PLHE game I tried to get going earlier. It quickly filled. I bought in for around $400 and most folks had around two, except for ADB Fish who had me covered. I thought it would be all RGP'ers but somehow an Eminem-wannabe-kid found his way into the game. At first he appeared to know what he was doing, but it soon became evident that he had no clue when he said "I call your 25 and I raise 50." Of course everyone jumped on his ass for that as they well should have. Steve Carbonara was the first guy to take this kid's stack with a brilliant read, then ADB Fish busted him for another $500 or so when Fish flopped a set. Fish filled up on the river, and the kid bet his whole stack into him and got sent packing. I played only one big pot this whole time. Basically I didn't want to get involved with ABD Fish without the nuts, because he was the only who had me covered. So on this hand he raised to $7 from the button and I called with a crappy KJ of clubs. The flop was AQc4c. I checked to him and he bet the pot. Thinking I could blow him off I checkraised him the pot. He thought for a few seconds and called. So here I am in the worst situation in pot limit: out of position with a draw against a deep stack. Lucky for me the turn was a 2c giving me the second nuts. I decided to get cute and knuckled the table quickly. He didn't bite and checked right back. The river paired the deuce and I quickly bet the pot ($175) without thinking. Of course this is not a very smart bet; if I think I'm best I should bet smaller, maybe half the pot, so I can make a little money from the hand. Then again he probably wouldn't have called anyway because ADB Fish seemed like he was too smart for that shit. In any case, he mucked. This was the only big pot I was involved in, and I won it, but somehow I managed to lose $200 in the game, mostly from seeing flops that missed, then mucking. The game broke soon after the Eminem kid busted out. At this point I was really steamed because I couldn't remember where that $200 went. I think I went over to the Trop for a while but I couldn't get a game, so I headed back to the Taj. We tried to start pot limit again, but this time the ATLARGERs put on a $200 buyin cap. I was a little annoyed by this so I was playing a little nutty preflop, raising and straddling a lot. Then a hand came up where I had QQ in the BB and there were like 6 limpers. I popped it up and everyone called, there was about $75 in the pot. The flop was Q47. I wasn't giving any free cards into 6 people so I led out for $30 and everyone mucked. I was kind of annoyed about that. Soon after, I noticed the Taj had a 10-20 H/L Stud for some reason, so I went and played in that for about five hours. An RGPer named DavidK was in the game and shortly afterward a very nice gentleman named Bo joined us. Apparently he had won the HOE tournament earlier in the day. He was doing a crossword and needed a four letter word for Bob Dole's running mate in 1996. "Jack Kemp!" I said. I think I was right, I'm not really sure. At some point during this period, the room started to go nuts over something on TV. The cheering got so loud that I thought maybe we won the war, but it turned out to be some stupid basketball thing. So I hung around there until about 1 AM until I just couldn't take anymore. I left even from that game and called it a night. After a completely unrefreshing sleep I woke up ready for the NL tournament. This tourney had a very good structure, giving us T1500 with only 5/10 blinds to start, and 30 minute rounds. To the best of my recollection, my table featured Sabyl, Big Al (I think), Bill Chen, some guy named Garnish, Jester, some guy who looked like Chris Kattan, and some other people I don't remember. Quickly it became known as the busting table because some double-ups happened right away. I was playing good and getting good cards. One hand I limped with PRESTO in a 5 way pot. Flop was T95 no flush draw. I bet T25 from UTG hoping someone would pop it, but I got two callers. Turn is a 3 and I was through screwing around so I bet 150. The Goldiefish called. The river was a K and since QJ was a reasonable hand for him I checked. Goldiefish bet 300. I called... he showed K5 and I took it down with PRESTO amidst many oohs and aahs. So now I had run my stack up to about 2500 and I was feeling good, like I was r00ling the table. Few hands later I make it 100 UTG with Aqo. Two callers including Sabyl on the button... flop is Q55. I liked it. I checked and Sabyl bet 200. I popped it up to 600 and she flat called. Now I should have known I was in deep shit. Turn was a blank... I shoved it allin. She beat me into the pot with her 55 which had flopped quads. Now of course everyone feels dumb when they run into quads, but I made a huge mistake here. Basically you should never go all-in in a NL tourney unless 1) You think you might get called by a worse hand 2) You may get a better hand to fold 3) You are bluffing Obviously none of these conditions were true... I had about 500 left and hung around for a while longer but couldn't do much and that was that. I really have no one to blame for this besides myself. I was running really hot and getting cards, getting lucky, then I blew it. Ah well. So now it was off to the Trop to play 15/30 H/L Stud, which is my main game. I'm pretty much a loser at every other form of poker, but I have a good hourly rate in this game. Well when I got there the lists were full... and I noticed a 30/60 two way game, omaha and eight or better. I made about the 142nd mistake of my ATLARGE trip by sitting in this game, where I got pounded right in the ass. It was a good game, and I was playing good, but a bunch of starting cards that don't get there in 30/60 can easily make you lose more than a dime, which is exactly what happened... Around this time I was pretty disgusted so I moved over to 15/30 H/L Stud, which I had wanted to play to begin with... once more I was getting crushed... Then I got into an argument with everyone at the table about the war in Iraq... without going into details it was pretty much all seven other guys against me. A shouting match broke out and two floor people came over... I said "Let's just play poker." I had pretty much said my piece and didn't see the point of continuing to argue. Everyone was pretty steamed and there was even more hatred and animosity at the poker table than usual. I wasn't getting any cards here so I moved back to 30/60 for a while... There was this one lady in the game involved in an Omaha pot. The flop came down and her husband brought her some food they had ordered. She started swearing at him in Chinese. "I'm in hand! What's matter with you! Idiot!!" The husband comes over and said "What did you say? Are you fucking crazy?? I'll fucking crack you right here! Don't fucking talk to me like you talk to these people!!" (indicating the rest of the room.) Witnessing that little exchange made me feel a little uncomfortable. Meanwhile I'm getting more and more depressed as I surrender my $5 ante every single hand. The 30/60 game was just burning my ass so I had to leave and go back to a different 15/30 h/l game, at which point I got dealt rolled up 8's, made quads on 4th st, and got half of a very big pot. "Didn't you just sit down?" asks the dealer. Yes, but I've been folding every shitty hand for about 20 hours now and I'm still stuck huge. Even making quads didn't get the gambling chemicals flowing in my brain, I had pretty much stopped caring by this point. I played another hour until the cards started getting completely meaningless. My ears started ringing and my eyes grew heavy... I just sat and sat waiting for the big scooper hand, but it never came. Finally got up. Headed back to the Taj to look for RGPers... the clackety-clack of the chips and the ding-a-ding-dong of the slot machines was driving me nuts... Even though I had the room for another night I just couldn't stand the thought of hanging around the casino any more. I got in the car and headed back home broke. Overall it was kind of a shitty trip. Roswell

April 1, 2003

Trip Report: Terrence Chan

Trip Report by Terrence Chan Standard trip report disclaimer: All events are reconstructed to the best of my memory; however, my memory seemed far worse this trip than others. I am a very poor person with both names and faces. As a point of fact, I may be the worst poker player there is when it comes to remembering names and faces. If I screw up your name, confuse you for someone else, make an inaccurate physical description of you, or completely forget about you, rest assured that it's my fault and I enjoyed your company. Russ Rosenblum -- whom I introduced myself to twice in three hours -- can attest to the complete ineptitude of my facial recognition skills. My severe sleep deprivation made my normally poor memory even worse both with regards to faces and incidents. For those of you who like lots of detailed poker action, I can't remember the hands well enough for you to get a lot out of this report. For those of you who like wacky antics outside of the poker room, there are none. For those of you who like meandering, vague recollections of crap...man, you're in luck! Monday, March 17 It was with my great anticipation that I embarked on a number of firsts. Not only was this to be my first ARG event, this was to be my first trip to the East Coast, my first time leaving Costa Rica (albeit since arriving last September), my first trip to New York, my first trip to the arena of the New Jersey Devils, a team I've had an affinity for since 1988. It was thus with no slight disappointment that my trip was delayed leaving Costa Rica, both boarding and departing. However, this was a very minor commuting bad beat, as the pilot evidently gunned it, or the winds were in our favour, or something, arriving just a few minutes late. Once in Newark, New Jersey, I was greeting by my excellent Newark-area hostess Christine Gonzalez and her red Jeep. We commuted quickly back to her place and to Continental Airlines Arena for a much anticipated game between the Devils and the rival Philadelphia Flyers. First place in the NHL's Atlantic Division was up for grabs, but the Devils didn't play like it, putting up a dispirited effort in a disappointing 4-2 loss. The game was not sold out, but the crowd was sufficiently rowdy to make up for the vacant seats. That it was St. Patrick's Day likely didn't hurt. Of note, President Bush's speech was broadcast in the stadium. Despite what seems to be a fair bit of anti-war sentiment in the area, the speech received four loud ovations. Tuesday, March 18 Today was my one day to do what I think everyone else in the world but me has done already -- tour New York City. What a vibrant city, so full of life, so...purposeful. I felt almost ashamed to be a tourist, since those around me all seemed to have somewhere to go; I felt as though I were a parasite, sucking time and leisure out of a city which had precious little of either to spare. New Yorkers, contrary to their reputation (or what I thought was their reputation), are a friendly species, but in a different sort of friendliness. After taking a two-hour cruise around Manhattan Island, I visited (in order) Times Square, Rockefeller Plaza, the New York Stock Exchange, the WTC site. Although I'd been told that there isn't much to see at the WTC site -- and in fact, this is true enough -- I felt very much compelled to see it, and am very much glad I did. I didn't do so to pay my respects to the victims and heroes of 9/11 (btw, I dislike how these are considered equivalent sets), although I did. I mused how odd it was that an event so horrific, tragic and damaging to the world could paradoxically bring forth so much positivity and strength, as we somehow find a profound connection with complete strangers. It is strange. I returned via subway to the port authority terminal, where I embarked back to Tina's. We went out for dinner, then to a bus station named Cheesequake (there has to be some interesting etymology surrounding that name) for the 2-hour bus to Atlantic City. One thing I don't ever think I've done before is travel a very long time and distance to a major cardroom and not play that first night, regardless of how tired I'd been. Unfortunately (perhaps), I did have to do this on Tuesday night. The Taj has a weird policy regarding opening new games and changing and breaking existing games. There were some 14 or 15 names on the 10/20 list, but no game opened for over two hours. When I realized I was falling asleep at the table waiting for games, I decided that sleep to start again in the morning would be the better play. Wednesday, March 19 / early Thursday, March 20 The waiting list strangeness continued Monday. I started playing a must-move 10/20 game at around 8am (and it was a surprisingly good 8am game), and also had my name on 15/30. There were two 10/20s and a number of players there were also on the 15 list, like me. At some point, a floorwoman goes to the main 10/20 and says that she knows a number of players from that game are also on the 15/30 list, so instead of breaking the game and starting a 15/30, she asks if anyone objects to making this game a 15/30. Sounds reasonable enough. Two players object, so the game does not change. Again, reasonable enough. However, the policy is that despite the fact there are well over 10 players actually playing 10/20 who are on the 15/30 list, they do not open a 15/30 game! Evidently, the rationale is that opening a 15/30 would break up the 10/20 -- the same 10/20 in which eight of ten players would rather play at 15/30, despite a huge 15/30 list. This all seemed par for the course to the locals, but seemed simply quite nuts to me. I also had my introduction to time pots Wednesday. For those who do not know, a time pot is where instead of all active players paying the time charge on the half hour, one player fronts the entire amount for the table. For example, time in a 10/20 game is $5 on the half hour, so at a full table, the table's time is $50. The time is then returned to the player posting the time by the first two players to win a pot over a trigger amount. Thus, in a 10/20 game, the winner of the first two pots containing over $120 pays the person who posted the time $25 each. This, obviously, results in some dramatic strategy changes as until the time is paid, there is a staggering $25 rake on pots over $120. An almost absurd level of tightness becomes correct; hands like AQ and maybe even JJ/AK seem (to me) unplayable from early position. Yet, players waded in with small suited connectors, pairs and offsuit garbage hands -- hands largely unplayable even in non-time pot hands -- in the time pot. The inventor of the time pot is clearly a genius. It so deviously exploits poor, loose players, who for the most part, manage to be completely unaware it harms them the most. Anyone who has any idea recognizes that a time pot heavily favours tight players, yet bad, loose players actually like time pots as well! The bad players argue that you only pay time if you win a big pot, and if you do that, you profit some substantial amount anyway, so a time pot is win-win -- either you pay time and make profit by winning the time pots, or you do not win any hands and "play for free". Gee, that's not results-oriented at all. This is what is so brilliantly devious about it -- bad players are convinced something that totally screws them is in fact great for them! Players are allowed to not participate in the time pot; to do so, a player must merely pay his time charge to the person posting the time. The rake from the time pots are reduced (for example, if one player opted out of the time pot in a 10/20 game with the $5 charge, instead of $50 owed in the two time pots, there would be $45, or two pots where $23 and $22 are paid) for the players participating and the player not participating in the time pot pays nothing if he wins a large pot. This brings up an interesting theoretical situation. Consider the situation in which there are 10 equally tight and equally skilled players. If they're all doing the same thing, clearly none of these players' expectations are affected by whether collection is taken the normal way, or via time pot. However, if one player sits out, this player has a distinct advantage. His opponents are trying to play correctly taking the time pot into consideration -- i.e. very tightly -- and this will allow the non-time pot player to steal blinds and small pots with an excellent rate of success. So in this case, the equilibrium would be for no one to be involved in the time pot. There are then two points for the game where no one holds an advantage over anyone else (I think these are Pareto efficient points); no one pays time, and everyone pays time. In reality, however, no poker game is like this; there are tight players and loose players. In a semi-loose game, I'm pretty sure that it is correct for all tight players to be involved in the time pot; I don't think a tight player can improve his position by opting to pay time and exploiting the other tight players given the presence of even a handful of looser players. However, in an even somewhat tightish game, some interesting situations are created by the time pots in blind attack and defence situations. If it is folded to you on the button in a time pot, should you steal the blinds more aggressively or passively? The time pot dictates more passively, since there is a prohibitive rake for breaching the trigger point. However, the blinds also realize this and will defend far less (at least in theory). The time pot also creates some weird postflop strategy adjustments to avoid paying time as well. I open-raised in a 15/30 game (where the trigger was $180 and time raked was $25/hand) with AK on the button. The big blind called. $70 in the middle. The flop came K-x-x. He checks, I bet, he calls. $100 in the middle. The turn is another rag, and he checks. Note that if we both put in two big bets from this point, the pot becomes $220 and thus is a time pot. If we both put in one big bet from this point, the pot is only $160 and does not trigger the time pot. Suppose the pot is $160. Now, even assuming no risk of being raised by a better hand, you are actually laying 6:1 to make a value bet! (If you make a value bet and get paid off, you win $30, but because you triggered the time pot, you lose $25 of that for a net of $5.) So I check back the turn. The river is another rag, he checks again, I bet, he calls, I show and win a $160 pot and avoid the time. (In retrospect, betting the turn and checking the river might be better, to avoid losing to a free card. But the main point is the absurdness of it all.) Enough about that. So any time I'm on a poker trip, I always try to play the late evening and graveyard shifts, since that's usually when the action is. Most casual players play the late evening, and by graveyard everyone's stuck and tired. So I typically plan my days to wake up around 5:00 PM and go to bed around 9:00 AM when I play poker. So after a brief 4.5 hour session where I made $268, I went to nap. I went to play again at 6:30 PM, an 11.5-hour session lasting until 6:00 AM where I make poker minimum wage of $219. Not the most impressive start, but at the same time, I'm not stuck either. Thursday, March 20 - early Friday, March 21 Today, some of the ATLARGErs started to trickle in, but still, I was playing with mostly locals and non-ARG tourists. The first one I recognized was Tiger123, who sat in my late evening 15/30 hold'em game. (I thought he didn't play hold'em?) The 15/30 was a good but not great game where I made $632 in six hours; the 20/40 had two fish but a number of solid players as well; I lost $499. Another sub-EV day, but again, beats being stuck. The reaction to my PokerStars t-shirt was interesting among the crowd. When I took my last poker trip to Vegas and L.A. last April/May, the number of people who had even *heard* of PokerStars was a minority. This time, they all asked me how much I played at PokerStars and what my screen name was. When they found out I *worked* for PokerStars, they had an endless number of the usual questions. It was also great to see the other ATLARGErs proudly bearing their support for PokerStars and their sponsorship of ATLARGE. I went to bed at 6:00 AM, waking up at 10:00 for the H.O.E. in the morning. I do not consider myself someone who does well on little sleep (add foreshadowing music). Friday, March 21 - all of Saturday, March 22 (I didn't sleep any of it) This was the first official ATLARGE event, the H.O.E. I play hold'em well and O/8 passably; my leak is clearly the "E", or Stud/8. I read the Stud/8 section of HLSFAP and the Russ post and played some online to get myself accustomed to the fundamentals, but I still have played less than 15 hours of Stud/8 in my life. PokerStars added $600 to this first event (as they did for all three tournaments), and I felt it would seem very improper if a PokerStars employee finished in the money, so I selflessly busted out in 50th of the 54 players. There were only two hands to note. During the hold'em round, I picked up AK and open-raised from middle position. Jerrod Ankenman 3-bet me with AJ. The board came down A-J-x-y-z and I was forced to call him down and thus got in trouble very early. Bent but not broken, in the Stud/8 round, a queen up (the owner of which I cannot recall at this time) completed Jeff "ADB Jester" Woods' bring-in. I re-raised with (A3)A. Jester called both raises with his deuce (!) and the queen called. On fourth, I have (A3)A3; Jester caught another low card (6?), and I dont' remember what the queen caught, only that it didn't look at all threatening. I lead and I get called on both spots. I have (A3)A38 on fifth and bet again. Jester catches a straightening low card and calls; the queen folds. I brick with a jack on sixth and check to Jester's fourth low card on board; Jester checks back. I check again on the river, Jester bets, I call and he shows me a straight 7 to scoop, having started with some razz-type hand and backed into a freakish straight. :p That pretty much does it for me and I bust out 50th of 54 players shortly after that hand. I know; I owe a buck to the pot at the next ARG event. I also learned for the first time that H.O.E. is actually pronounced "hoe". I had assumed it was called "H-O-E", but "hoe" provides for much better double entendres ("hoe event", "busting in the hoe", "where did you finish in the hoe"). If someone asks what a "H.O.E. event" is, I think the explanation would be invariably disappointing. The bust-out allowed me to go nap after getting very little sleep the night before. I woke up fresh around 5:00 and headed down to the hospitality suite, where Matt (jacksup) is watching the college hoops tournament. I learn that Matt is not like most casual fans, as he is evidently a star player at his college, which I understand is renowned for its men's basketball program. Matt takes a phone call from Joan Hadley (AlwaysAware) and evidently they are both heading down to the $120 buy-in, $100 rebuy Tropicana NLHE tournament. I figure that sounds like a good practice event for the ($60, no rebuy) ATLARGE NLHE event the next morning, so I head down with Matt. This marks the first time that I leave the Taj property since arriving in AC. The Trop's poker room is an attractive room, although a glance at the board indicates that their mid-limit hold'em game selection is a bit lacking. The structure of the tournament is fairly good as well. I take a rebuy fairly early on, after trying to run an all-in bluff against aces full (the fish called, if you can believe it). The rebuy was funny because I didn't realize I had to pay for the rebuy; after playing rebuy tournaments in Costa Rica where all rebuys are done on credit, I completely had forgotten I had to pay in actual cash! At the break, I have exactly the 500 in chips that I started the tournament with, except being down a rebuy. I rebuy again to "double through", so I'm in for $320. The rebuy takes me to an averagish stack. After the break, I double through with the powerful hand of Qd4d. With three people limping in, I limp on the button with my monster. The flop comes down rather unimpressively for my hand, A-Q-8 with one diamond, but it's checked around to me and I take a free card, an offsuit 4. The small blind, who is *terrible* but has a huge stack, bets out about half the pot. It is folded around to me. I raise all-in (maybe 1.5x the pot). He agonizes and calls. He has A5 and I dodge his redraw two pair outs to double through. Shortly after that, I try to steal with some crap hand and knock someone out when he defends his blind and I suck out. After that, I am raising nearly everything under the sun, putting a lot of pressure on everyone. I get them to fold when I have nothing and get them to call when I have big pairs. At the second break, with blinds of (I think) 300-600 and 50 ante, I have a staggering 20,000; I nearly have the table covered -- that is, covered *combined* -- with two tables to go. After the second break, I am raising about 60% of all unopened pots. I am taking down almost all of them uncontested. At 14 players, I finally get caught when I raise early with QT and ATLARGEr Rick (whose name tag says "Rick") calls all-in out of the SB with JJ. His hand holds up. Rick had only about 3000 chips and someone (Matt?) notes it "barely makes a dent" in my stack, and he's right; it's a sixth of my stack at best. However, a couple laps later on my big blind, it is folded around to Rick who now has around 7000-8000. He triples my blind from the button. I call with Ad3d. The flop comes Ac-8c-3x and I figure if I check, an approximate pot-sized raise of his pot-sized bet would put him all-in. So I check-raise him all-in. He calls, turns over Jc9c and hits a flush on the turn. Aces and threes again are my undoing. Minutes after having the entire table covered, I'm short-stacked at about 6000 chips. I win a few pots to take me back to 20000 (except now this is below par instead of way out in first) hang on to make the final table and the money. I haven't played a hand at the final table and I'm about 7th in chips. Rick, my nemesis, open-limps for 1000 in mid-late position. He has a big stack. Normally when someone does this, guys in the next state put the limper on aces. But I have seen Rick do this a couple of times with small pairs, face-face, suited connectors and A-small hands. So looking down on the button I find Ks7s, although I fugre my hand is not so important. I figure that since I am raising a limper, the blinds will respect that and fold dutifully without a real hand, and that Rick will fold because my read on him is that he is not strong. I make it 5000. The blinds cooperate, but Rick does not. He calls, which am I unhappy about. I do not put him on a big pair though. The flop comes down 9-6-2 with two spades. So even though I started with crap, I got what seems to be a good flop; dodging all the high cards he might have and giving me a flush draw. Rick bets 7000, I move in for about 16000 and Rick is compelled to call with his A9. Ugh. Even worse, his ace is a spade, so I am drawing to only 8 outs, and if I hit one on the turn he has a redraw. Turn and river blank off, and I feel rather disgusted with 9th place money of $432. My rides, Joan and Matt, have ditched me, so now I am forced to endure the agony of requiring a ride home with Rick, the man who tortured me and robbed me of my ability to coast to a big win. Actually, he is an extremely nice guy, so if I had to blow off all my chips to someone in that thing, I'm quite glad it was him. Rick finished in 3rd. In the interim, I played the famed $7.50/$15.00 game at the Trop. As advertised, the game was full of people with just absolutely no clue. However, Jerrod soon occupies the 9 seat (I'm in the 6), to significantly change my game EV. I decide that since this is probably the smallest game I'll play on the trip that I will forego the EV for some conversation that is not completely mind-numbing (as it was with the 5 seat, an annoying loudmouth hotshot kid) and move to the 8 seat. Jerrod has obviously put a lot of thought into game theory and poker, and he is kind enough to explain everything to me twice and use simple words. I make a mental note to myself that it would be very edifying to re-read Jerrod and Bill's [0,1] posts and put some effort into understanding them. When Rick goes out, it's back to the Taj. Keep in mind that my morning is now 5:00pm, so wide awake for some 2:00am (read: mid-afternoon) poker. Of course, the big crown jewel of the ATLARGE event is 11:00am, so I know I can't play too late. The plan is go to to bed around 3-4am and wake up at 9:30 for the pre-NLHE breakfast. That plan quickly goes to all hell as the 15/30 hold'em game is totally off the hook from 1-6am. (Editor's Note: My usage of modern urban slang to describe the expected win rate of a poker game is the fault of PokerStars player "Regency", a young pro lady player who used that term during my conversation with her at the Taj to describe the 30/60 hold'em game at PokerStars.) We have a solid hour-long period with an average pot of $600. In one particularly memorable pot (which I was not involved in) the pot was capped 7 ways preflop, and the player on my immediate right -- a good player -- had QJs. The flop came down T-9-3. It is capped again 6 ways, with the player on right putting in the last raise. The turn blanks; this time it is checked to the nut straight and three players call. The river is a 3. The player on my right bets, and tells me in a low voice he has the nuts. An absolutely clueless guy raises. The player to the right of nut straight guy mentions out loud that the board paired on the river. Nut straight guy hears this, re-checks the board, gets scared and calls. The clueless guy turns over A3, having invested four bets on the flop with bottom pair, then had the audacity to raise the guy who capped it on the flop when hitting his trip card. Yes, it was a good game. A few fish leave and the game starts to wind down. But by the time I realize the game is no longer that good, it is about 7:00am. The problem at this point is that I would like to attend the ATLARGE breakfast and have the NLHE tournament, and going to bed to sleep for 2 hours seems like it would do more harm than good. So I grind out the last two hours, then head up to the breakfast, up $468. That's over 1.5 BB/hour, but I estimate that to be sub-EV considering the lineup. I think in certain games which are totally fishy, one can make well over 2 BB and even upwards of 3 BB/hour. The 1 BB/hour figure that a good player is "supposed" to make is really just an average of all the good and bad games you play in a year, I think. If you have the luxury of being game-selective, I think a 2 BB/hour long run is doable. I'm fully expecting to be knocked out of the NLHE very early after making some stupid decision or misreading my hand, since I had already been playing poker for 16 straight hours (albeit with just one mistake, limping in with 9s8d thinking it was 9d8d) before the first card of the tournament is dealt. Despite the memorability of this event, I really can remember very little about it. I can't remember many interesting hands; in my sleep deprivation, I was playing on autopilot. I remember the table next to us busting what seemed to be about 8 of the first 10 victims, with Sabyl taking out almost all of them. I don't remember holding a lot of cards. I definitely was able to pick up a lot of blinds at my first table, as I was able to steal blinds frequently on my button and SB, and got a few walks and free looks in my big blind. This allowed me to stay on pace for the level increases. I remember knocking out the defending champion, Dave Fruchter and winning the $100 black chip bounty. I also win two bottles of upstate New York wine. I wish I could remember the individual who had very generously donated these bottles, but I cannot. :( Please post to this thread if that is you. I get asked a couple of times if I am re-bountying the $100. This seems extraordinarily -ev to me, so I decline. In retrospect I don't know if that was a breach of ARG ettiquette or anything. I hope not. At four tables, I was moved to Seat 1, with Sabyl in Seat 2, Patrick Milligan in Seat 3 with a huge stack, and then they later would move Bill Chen to #7 and Jerrod Ankenman to #8 with medium stacks, and thus my easy ride picking up blinds and having my BB unchallenged was history. At two tables I bust someone (again, the memory thing) and receive a cool 1994 BARGE chip (again, please let me know who you were). On one hand I do vaguely remember, I open-raise on the button with Q4s. Both blinds are very short stacked. IIRC, we are playing 200/400 and I make it around 1200. The SB, Crunch, moves all-in for about 1800. I have to call with two cards. He has AK, so I'm acceptably live. The flop's door card and last card are both queens, and Crunch is unhappily out. I get a t-shirt to commemorate busting Crunch out of ATLARGE 2003. It is at this point that I realize I did not bring a bust-out gift for anyone, and so I will have to win the tournament to save face. During this tournament, there is an inordinate amount of Presto. While it's true that you have to show Presto every time you win with it -- thus creating the impression it is showing up a lot -- there seemed to be far more Prestos dealt than expectation. The most notable thing is that we all seemed to have excellent Presto Detection, since although I remember 7-8 blind steals with Presto, I can only remember one soul being foolish enough to challenge Presto all-in. I would also think that there is a weird subconscious effect on everyone's preflop strategy going on where people were throwing away 44, 66 and 77 in identical situations in which they raised with Presto. I arrive at the final table in seat #9 as a slightly above average stack. It is my great misfortune to have Jerrod with a whole crapload of chips on my immediate left in seat #1. Identically repeating his H.O.E. performance from the day before, "Action" Bob Hwang from the #8 seat is first out of the final table, making us 8-handed for a very long time. We play about an hour of the most tedious no-limit hold'em the rail ever had the displeasure of viewing. It is raise and take it nearly every hand, with some occasional raise, re-raise and take it. We see two flops in three half-hour rounds, and zero showdowns. Jerrod, Brad and 8-2 Dave are the ones seeming to pick up more than their fair share of blinds. We play some more raise and take it poker. There is a hand that dramatically changes the complexion of the final table. 8-2 Greg raises UTG with an above-average stack. Jerrod from middle position moves all-in (his stack size is irrelevant, since he is chip leader by a hefty margin) with AK. Greg calls with AJ. Neither player is suited, but Greg miracles a flush with his ace. Jerrod is now well below par, and as ugly as the suckout was, I am very happy to see the chips move from him to Greg. Finally, we get another elimination as Patrick Milligan raises from the #4 (?) seat into me in the #9 seat with the SB holding 77. I make a raise slightly over the pot size, putting him all-in. He thinks for a while and calls. I am ecstatic to see his 66 instead of AK/AQ. It's all air and Patrick is done in 8th. I make another kill on the very next hand, when it is folded to me in the SB with KQ. I make a standard raise and Jerrod moves all-in from the BB. I am getting over 2:1 and have to call. He shows KT, so again I am very lucky to have a dominating hand with someone notched just under me. At this point, I take the chip lead as pictured in http://ygc.collectionsoftware.com/atlarge2003/Img0591.JPG. I am not able to be an overly aggressive big stack unlike last night at the Trop, as people keep moving in in front of me, or when it is unopened in early position, I have total and utter crap that I can't even steal with. Andrew Richman and Jeff Calkins are gone in 6th and 5th respectively (no hands --remember that I am at this point at HOUR 25 of continuous poker without sleep). At four-handed, I have about 40% of the chips, the two 82-ers, Greg and Dave have about 25% each, and Brad Edmonds has 10%. However, I have played a lot at other tables with Brad and have a very high opinion of his play, so I grow concerned because he keeps hanging around. Dave eventually takes him out to pull about even with me in chips. I am stuck between the two members of the 8-2 poker club, who seem more than willing to go to war against one another. After 30-45 minutes of 3-handed jousting that accomplishes very little, Dave takes out Greg. With that hand, he takes a 95,000-40,000 chip lead on me with blinds of 1000-2000 (no ante) as we start heads-up. It is over on the first hand. The clock has just hit Hour 26 on my poker marathon, and I make the first decision I regret in the tournament (and second of the night). Dave makes it 8000 on the button. I look down to find QJ. My first thought is that this is a well above-average hand and could easily be better than what Dave has. That much was true. In the heat of the moment, I thought that my best play was to re-raise all-in, since that would only be a slight overbet of the pot. I seriously underestimated the play remaining; I could have just called to see the flop. I also knew that Dave was not someone who would keep firing chips if the flop missed him, meaning that I had a good advantage over him knowing where he was. Perhaps I am being results-oriented, but I feel I should have tried to play a multiple street game instead of moving all-in, which is what I did. Dave thought it over but called fairly quickly with KJ, and won. Congrats to him on a really great tournament; I truly think he played well and is a worthy champion. That does not mean I am not incredibly pissed off at myself. I wandered around the room for a while, talking to myself saying that I didn't have to move in on him. I'm a good enough heads-up player and with money left to play, calling to see the flop was clearly the play. It takes only one mistake to ruin a well-played NLHE tournament. In reality, my mistake (if in fact a mistake) was not all that large in terms of just raw EV against the distribution of possible hands for him, because at these blind sizes, moving in with any decent hand is very rarely a bad play, but I was in a situation where I was probably the better multiple-street player (although not necessarily) and instead chose to gamble. That is where the mistake was made. I was very upset at myself and if you were one of the many people who came to me with your heartfelt congratulations and I accepted them with a very cool reception, I apologize for that. Jester gave me the second place added money from PokerStars, but collecting the actual second-place money from the Taj was a bureaucratic mess of forms. I can see now why that poker players greatly prefer tournaments that don't issue tax forms. I took a $400 bad beat with the 30% tax taken out of my winnings, effectively winning 3rd place money for finishing 2nd. Reeling from my defeat, I stumbled into the ATLARGE banquet. It was a table with some tough players. Matt, ADB Fich, Jerrod, Sabyl, Bill Chen and Jester are at the table, although I can't remember the specific seat assignments. Despite this tough draw, I am easily able to spot the fish, as I think everyone ordered the sea bass. I am actually misdealt sea bass despite ordering steak, but it's a very minor beat. The slightly bigger beat is that for lasting to get heads-up in the NLHE event, the open bar that was made available is now closed. After dinner, we all walked down to the poker room. I think Jerrod, Sabyl and Bill wanted to start the 5-5 PL, so I knew it'd be a soft game (cough). However, I was now in Hour 27. I was actually tempted to sit and play limit hold'em, as I literally can do that in my sleep. But my brain finally figured out that it was time to make the conscious decision to shut down. So I went and took a two-hour nap. I came back down at 1:00am in a good 15/30 hold'em game where the only downsides were playing with "Buckshot" Stephen B. and ActionBob (yes, that nickname is a reverse tell, btw). These guys play g00t, but the other fish were more than plenty bad to make up for their presence. I'm up $1191 when I notice Buckshot and ActionBob are dropping down to the 10/20. They graciously tell me it's a great game (or maybe that it will be a great game if I show up). It ends up being a pretty good game, but I lose $299. At some point, ActionBob moved back to the 15/30 (hmmm...was it just a ploy to get me out of the game...?). He late came over to my table and asked me if I ever slept. I responded, "I *was* sleeping". I'd fallen asleep on the flop and ActionBob had startled me back into the conscious world just as a bet was being made on the river. I decided then to take my $900 and get some real sleep, the kind you get in a bed. Sunday, March 23 I didn't pre-register for the Stud event, but nevertheless I woke up at 10:30 to rush down to see if late registration was still available. It looked like I was out of luck, until it was realized that Jerry Gerner was not able to make it, so I took his seat. (Jerry, if you are reading this post, I owe you $75. Please e-mail me; I have e-mailed you with no response.) I have played less than 5 hours of Stud in my life. Ignorance being bliss, I thought I actually played rather well. However, my only mistake my have cost me any chance of winning. The bring-in is folded around to me, and I have split aces. I raise and Patrick calls with a 4 up, all others fold. I catch air and Patrick catches ostensible air as well, a 10. I bet and he calls. On fifth, he pairs his 10 and bets out. I estimate from there that if I call him down, I will be nearly busted if I lose (I thought the limits rose *very* quickly in this tournament). Patrick is one of these guys who handles his upcards very neatly, and for a moment --**and through absolutely no fault of his** -- I thought the first 10 was his doorcard. That induced me to fold, but immediately after folding, I looked again and saw his board was 4-T-T, not T-4-T. Now, he probably had two pair, but my aces have plenty of odds to chase two pair. I am a dog anyway, but by folding there incorrectly, I was nearly crippled. I busted out just as two-table play started, when I had the bring-in almost all-in with (84)3 and was busted by someone (names again) making a full house in five cards for complete and utter overkill. I go and play some 10/20, which for the absolute first time is not a completely easy lineup. I have Arty Santella and Chris O'Connor and some other people who know what they're doing. I transfer to the 20/40, and it is one of the absolute best 20/40s I've ever played. The bad players were bitching about the worse players, which I found hilarious. There was only one other guy in this game with a clue. A huge pot was dragged at one point by 93s limping UTG on a hand that was subsequently 3-bet behind him. On one hand, I get a free ride with K3 in the big blind. The flop comes down K-8-6. I bet and get called only by the small blind. The turn is a 3, making me kings up. The SB checks, I bet, and he raises. I re-raise and he 4-bets! Now I am scared he slowplayed a set of 8s or 6s and of course just call. The river is another king! He checks and calls, turning over AK. Basically, he managed to play each street wrong. As I'm playing this game, the stud tournament is playing out the final table, with the requisite cheering every time someone busts out. The locals in the 20/40 game have no idea what to think. They all seem to think perhaps that we're razzing the bust-out. I hear them talking about the pink game that went the other night and how it must suck to play so few hands per hour. They think we're insane. Here's what I think: I think we're the only fucking people in the place that know how to have fun playing poker. The rest of them are miserable SOBs who play this game because they have no other hobbies, social lives, or redeeming abilities. They bitch at suckouts, they bitch at dealers, they bitch about everything. It should come as no surprise that a group like this should find the ATLARGErs so distasteful; the ATLARGErs are actually in a poker room having a good time! The nerve! Anyway, I beat the miserable fishy SOBs for $708 when Joan informs me there is an impromptu dinner. I love taking money from these terrible players, but I love the company of RGPers too. We go to a restaurant that seems way too classy for me. We all have a good time laughing about the menu, which is just beautifully pretensious. The menu informs that there is a $12 (!)charge for sharing plates. It also says, "to preserve the integrity of the chef's creations, please, no substitutions". (I wonder momentarily whether this is just some protective measure against someone like, ordering ham and asking it to be substituted with lobster, but then I realize I'm actually in a classy restaurant where people probably don't do stuff like that.) The food is good (presumably due to the integrity of the chef's creation being preserved) albeit damn expensive for a cheap bastard like me. However, what I lose in differential between the cost of this nice expensive meal and a ham/turkey sandwich from the snack bar at the Taj, I gain in quality conversation. My proudest moment in the weekend was not 2nd place in NLHE but answering a stud question that had been puzzling Bill Chen (note that I was up to 8 hours of stud experience by that point). I visited the grand house of our illustrious ATLARGE organizer, Stevan Goldman, which actually served as the poker compound for Bill, Sabyl, Matt, Patrick, and Arty. After lost dinner EV, I went back to the Taj 20/40 hold'em, which was then officially the best 20/40 I had ever played in. Very few 3/6 games are so loose-passive. Three players seemed very inexperienced; one was cited for a string raise and was very close to being cited on a number of occasions; others showed their inexperience by handling cards and chips poorly, never seeming to know when its their turn, calling with A-rag, and the typical newbie stuff). Four players were experienced but very bad. One player, a lady on my immediate left, played well, but she was constantly walking. One guy was not terrible. And me; clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right. How good was the game? I won an $880 pot with an unimproved KK with an ace on the flop. It was limped by five players to me on the button with KK. I raise, both blinds call, and 2 off the button says, "build the pot" and re-raises. I cap, only the BB drops. Seven of us for a cap, 30 bets in the pot. The flop comes A-8-3. I start to feel my stomach turn. It is checked around to me, I throw in my "I know I'm way behind, but I'm willing to take the 30:1 odds that I can win this" bet. One folds so there are only 6 players left to see the turn. The turn is a J. It is checked around to an absolutely terrible player on my immediate right who bets. There is $760 in this pot. If I can raise and check down the river, my effective odds are 800:80. I am probably beat, but for the small chance he is betting less than an ace into me, I must raise. This flashes through my mind very quickly, and I raise very quickly to represent trip aces. All fold but the bettor who calls. The river is another 8, so as I'm thinking I'm now also screwed if he was semibluffing an 8, he checks. I am happy to check back. "Two pair," he says. "Which two?" He looks downcast. A glimmer of hope arises in me. I table the kings. He bitches about getting counterfeited by the 8 (you know what that necessarily makes his hand, right?) and mucks. Someone over in middle position slams his fist into the table, saying my raise on the turn made him fold 87. I feel good and proud, strong enough to take on the world. Some may call this results-oriented; I call it, "another example of do whatever the hell you can to win when the pot is gi-freaking-gantic". Let's view this hand from another perspective: the pot was capped 7-ways preflop and no one had an ace (the BB who folded to my cap -- one of the three non-horrible players in the game -- claimed to have had one). After what had been a terrible start to the session, I pull from $300 in the hole to +$400. I win a few more, then take a few inevitable loose-game beats, to book a $406 win in 4.5 hours. Now that's well over 2 BB/hour, but again, I'm arrogant enough to think that variance actually was unkind to me; that my EV was in fact higher. I will be struck dead by the poker gods, I'm sure. I am getting a ride with Goldie and Patrick to the airport early tomorrow (this) morning, so I head back to my room after the fish start getting replaced by decent players, pack and grab a quick nap. General observations on the Taj: I found the games were generally very passive, far different than equivalent hold'em played in either LA or Vegas. Flush draws frequently check-called instead of betting or jamming for value. Very little semibluff raise on the turn -- epidemic among Vegas regulars. Overall I felt dealers were good and efficient, with few weak spots. There were a couple of dealers who had lousy attitudes, even they tended to be efficient, at least. For this, I toked them despite my better judgment. The ATLARGE tournaments were well-run and I thought the tournament staff were quite friendly and efficient. Drink service is the worst I have ever seen in any poker room. A local player told me that the waitresses evidently feel the poker players don't take care of them well enough. I'm sure that poker room waitresses make less than say, those serving high-limit baccarat, but I imagine they do better than those at the slots. But regardless, their income is linearly correlated with the number of drinks they serve, and so it's completely ridiculous for them to be out once an hour to serve drinks and take orders. 5-day poker totals: Ring: +$3040, 50 hours, $60.80/hour Tournament: $545 in buy-ins/tokes, $2046 in winnings, +$1501, 18 hours, $83.39/hour Total: +$4541, 68 hours, $66.78/hour Sleep: $0, 24 hours, $0.00/hour. Sleep is overrated! It's always nice to book a winning trip, of course, but I'm sure I'd have had fun no matter what the results. It was absolutely great to be able to meet the men and women behind the screen names. My sincerest gratitude in particular to goldie, for doing a great job as organizer and for the lift to the airport; and to Tina, Joan, Matt and Rick who generously provided various ground transportation on the rare occasions I wasn't in the Taj poker room. With all impartiality, thanks of course to PokerStars, as well as the Taj. Hope to see you all at my first BARGE. -- Terrence Chan http://www.sfu.ca/~tchand/

April 1, 2003